Dear Readers:
It has come to my attention that I owe my family an apology.  I write this post in embarrassment, expecting some pretty harsh comments, which are warranted.
As citizens of the United States, we enjoy the freedom of free speech.  Of course, free speech does not come without consequences.  As an anonymous blogger, for the […]

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Recently, I have been on the engagement from hell.  Okay, they are ALL engagements from hell, but this one is very special.  Not for the reasons specified below, but for many others.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is not why I bring you here today.  I want to alleviate all of your concerns about how safe your […]

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Yeah, that’s right. I said it.
I am the proud nesting ground of one retarted, autistic and dumb mother-fucker female redbird.
Some stupid, over-testosteroned egotistical male redbird has decided that MY property is the best place to keep his harem of the “dumb blonde” female redbirds. I have three of them. I assume he […]

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In light of the fact that I have spent years and years and years celebrating Valentine’s day alone, consuming vast quantities of chocolate to compensate for the lack of sex in my life, I have decided to put together a proposition.
My proposition consists of exactly what I am looking for in a man. Okay, […]

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Okay, I couldn’t compress it without losing half the screen, so upon Wayne’s recommendation, I uploaded it to youtube.
Again, I am the one with the christmas dress in many colors in striped pattern both horizontal and vertical and talking about tearing my dress.  Ah, skinny once upon a time.

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