Recently, I have been on the engagement from hell.  Okay, they are ALL engagements from hell, but this one is very special.  Not for the reasons specified below, but for many others.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is not why I bring you here today.  I want to alleviate all of your concerns about how safe your […]

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The last year and a half have been the hardest in my life.
Let me begin and bullet it for you. I’ll preface with the following. Some of you know I am bipolar. Many of you do not. Either way, I have been medicated for over 20 years now, and a year and a half ago, […]

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Yeah, that’s right. I said it.
I am the proud nesting ground of one retarted, autistic and dumb mother-fucker female redbird.
Some stupid, over-testosteroned egotistical male redbird has decided that MY property is the best place to keep his harem of the “dumb blonde” female redbirds. I have three of them. I assume he […]

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In light of the fact that I have spent years and years and years celebrating Valentine’s day alone, consuming vast quantities of chocolate to compensate for the lack of sex in my life, I have decided to put together a proposition.
My proposition consists of exactly what I am looking for in a man. Okay, […]

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Okay, I couldn’t compress it without losing half the screen, so upon Wayne’s recommendation, I uploaded it to youtube.
Again, I am the one with the christmas dress in many colors in striped pattern both horizontal and vertical and talking about tearing my dress.  Ah, skinny once upon a time.

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