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The Woman Code Revisited

February 12th, 2008 · 20 Comments

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Before I get on with The Woman Code Revisited, yall please don’t forget to go over to Blog Ninja’s Mystery Topic Challenge writing contest.
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Since Wayne […]

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Things My Parents Taught Me

February 7th, 2008 · 17 Comments

There are many things my parents taught me. Some were dead on; some were dead wrong. Here’s a list of some of mine.
What are yours?
PS: I hope to have the tally sheets from my judges for the caption contest so that I can post the results on Friday morning.
“If you can’t make a decision, you […]

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Penguin Dreams and Stranger Things III

January 28th, 2008 · 13 Comments

First off:
Searches that brought people to my site:

“Dream Universe Part I”
“Spanish” “inferior language”
“Solitude -Ella Wheeler Wilcox”
“Booby Bag”
“Invictus Bill”
“Sex Therapist DFW”
“Abbot and Costello Skit”
“Hilarious dream job?”
“objectivism and quantum mechanics”
“What Star Trek character are you”

So, a friend of mine sent me a bunch of pics with animals in it. This is MY version of LOLCats. […]

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Ten Things I Despise

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Will you please stop saying “Irregardless”?  It makes me cringe, and it makes you sound uneducated.
Stop using the word “loose” when you mean “lose”.  You don’t “loose” things unless you are “loosing the cattle.”
Stop ending sentences with a preposition.  It’s not “Who does the bell toll for?”. So why should you butcher the language?
Grocery shopping.  […]

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Nice Old People

January 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Most of you who know me know that I feel like shit these days.  I don’t have much energy, and I am not feeling “up”.  I am still a fairly nice person, and I just got off the elevator with even nicer people than me.
 I have noticed that old people go one of two ways; […]

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