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Sappy-Ass Mother’s Day Shit

May 6th, 2008 · 9 Comments

I am not sure if you know, but Mother’s Day is this Sunday. Of course, if you have been watching TV at all, there is no way you could have missed this fact.
I am very disappointed with the consumer guilt market, otherwise known as “made-up-holiday-for additional-sales” market. The retail stores from which we […]

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Reflection and Inflection

April 25th, 2008 · 17 Comments

“I hope one day to be the person my dogs think I am.”
–stolen from someone I can’t remember.
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Yesterday, Wayne and I were IM’ing. He wrote that instant messaging should really be called instant miscommunication. I happen to agree. I also extend the same to emails.
The problem is lack of inflection. Now, […]

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Ode to my two favorite hot bloggers

April 18th, 2008 · 13 Comments

I have two favorite hot bloggers. Today, I woo them both with poems from the depths of my loins. Both are at the top, so I am putting them in alphabetical order.
My two favorite hot bloggers are Dave II and Karl. Running in third place is Shiny, but alas, he’s married.
Ode to Dave II
Your prose […]

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Polygamy, the NOW way

April 13th, 2008 · 15 Comments

(This post requires suspension of disbelief with respect to the National Organization of Women being filled with a bunch of dyke’y bitches).
Over the last thirty years, as we all know, our mothers worked hard to create equality with men both in the workplace and in the home. For the most part, it has been quite […]

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Live another day

March 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments


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