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Entries Tagged as 'Things that make you go hmm....'

Who Do You Tip?

July 23rd, 2008 · 19 Comments

So I was thinking the other day when I went to see my hairdresser and was tipping her out afterward.  I wondered who my readers tipped.  There are all kinds of tipping guides out there that tell you who you should tip, but I am wondering who YOU tip and what percentage.
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Reflection and Inflection

April 25th, 2008 · 17 Comments

“I hope one day to be the person my dogs think I am.”
–stolen from someone I can’t remember.
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Yesterday, Wayne and I were IM’ing. He wrote that instant messaging should really be called instant miscommunication. I happen to agree. I also extend the same to emails.
The problem is lack of inflection. Now, […]

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Ode to my two favorite hot bloggers

April 18th, 2008 · 13 Comments

I have two favorite hot bloggers. Today, I woo them both with poems from the depths of my loins. Both are at the top, so I am putting them in alphabetical order.
My two favorite hot bloggers are Dave II and Karl. Running in third place is Shiny, but alas, he’s married.
Ode to Dave II
Your prose […]

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Polygamy, the NOW way

April 13th, 2008 · 15 Comments

(This post requires suspension of disbelief with respect to the National Organization of Women being filled with a bunch of dyke’y bitches).
Over the last thirty years, as we all know, our mothers worked hard to create equality with men both in the workplace and in the home. For the most part, it has been quite […]

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Live another day

March 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments


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