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Some Words About Life

July 24th, 2008 · 13 Comments

So I get up this morning to a bunch of whining bullshit.  And, of course, this is pre-coffee, but here are my thoughts.
Life is full of assholes and nice people.  Life is shit, and life is good.  At some point, you toughen your skin, because you have learned to live with the assholes and enjoy […]

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Who Do You Tip?

July 23rd, 2008 · 19 Comments

So I was thinking the other day when I went to see my hairdresser and was tipping her out afterward.  I wondered who my readers tipped.  There are all kinds of tipping guides out there that tell you who you should tip, but I am wondering who YOU tip and what percentage.
I am very interested […]

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C-C-C-CUNT

July 14th, 2008 · 18 Comments

I love that word. It’s definitely not used enough.
There are many types of cunts in this world. Small cunts, big cunts, squishy cunts, skinny cunts, balding cunts, hairy cunts…and on and on…
Cunts come in many colors too. There are black cunts, brown cunts, white cunts, pink cunts and yellow cunts.
But there is one […]

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Mother’s Day Part III: Honoring Wonderful Mothers

May 8th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Today, I am going to switch gears. I want to honor good mothers everywhere.
Mother’s Day Letter
Mothers, thank you so much for feeling honored to have your children. They are priceless, and our future. You give your entire life to growing these mold-able minds to lead us as we age. When their […]

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Mother’s Day Week, Post 2

May 7th, 2008 · 11 Comments

I enjoyed writing yesterday’s post so much that I decided to dedicate this week to Mother’s Day posts. Yes, I missed Monday, but I still have excuses.
So, while meditating (which really means taking a nap) I thought about the disowning issue. I realized that disownment is nothing more than the following:
“Retroactive Abortion”.
So, […]

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