Stole this from Turnbaby.
You’re feeling: much better. Even libido is back. And excited about the job!
To your left: is a lamp that apparently eats light bulbs.
On your mind: Wondering if I will ever have real sex again or a relationship.
Last meal included: Two containers of lime yogurt.
You sometimes find it hard to: get off […]

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I got tagged by Gwen to do crazy 8’s. She likes me! She really likes me! So, without further ado, here are my crazy 8’s:
8 things I am passionate about:

Sex with animals; particularly dolphins
Dog rights; the dog’s right to sleep with women/men.
Playing porn music loudly when the pizza guy comes to my house.
The […]

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Got lazy today, because Top and I were up after midnight trying to figure out how to interview each other via video. It’s going to happen this week. It’ll be fun! So today I am going to do a meme.
Please go and submit your captions for my contest, which ends at 11:59 […]

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Well, I was finally tagged by a meme.  Apparently, everyone was, so I am not special.
Wayne apparently created his own meme.  Not sure if it is any good, but since he’s my friend, I will humor him.
How do I present myself to the world?  For My Broken Heart (Reba)
Probably True
What do I value the most?  My Wish (Rascall […]

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I couldn’t resist Avitable’s and Poppy’s musical meme.  So here’s mine.
I use Napster.  I am the anti-christ, I know.  But I prefer to “rent” my music than buy it.
Here’s my results:
What does next year have in store for me?
Bittersweet, Fuel
What’s my love life like?
I’m good now, Bob Schneider
What do I say when life gets hard?
Love Song, […]

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