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Military Quotes

March 8th, 2008 · 11 Comments

I want to apologize for pulling Freewriting Friday from my site yesterday. The person that I was writing about was a little uncomfortable being written about. So I didn’t get a chance to respond to your comments.
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Meeechelll Deez Eez India Calling

January 30th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Shaktalfoochiemamma Osamabinlama Dahli called me a moment ago. First of all, I hate it when recruiting companies put recruiters on the phone that CANNOT speak American such that I can understand a fucking word that they are saying. I can’t tell you how many times I have received calls from recruiters that can’t […]

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V-Log Friday

January 25th, 2008 · 15 Comments

Some of you don’t get my sense of humor and sarcasm. Some of you do. I won’t help you out on this one.

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