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Ulta-mate

July 19th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Yesterday, I went and got my three-inch roots done.  They gave me some bottled water to pass the time.  I love my hairdresser, despite the fact that she works in an Ulta store.  It is rare for me to go to a “store” to get my hair done; I usually go to salons.  But I […]

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NAAWT

July 12th, 2008 · 7 Comments

I come here today to ask for your support. For too long, a sect of our population has not had proper political representation. We have been denigrated and ostracized despite our attempts to increase understanding and awareness of our plight.
I ask you today to join with me in supporting the:
NAAWT
National Association for […]

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National Brotherhood Week

July 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Yesterday, I was quite concerned that I may have offended people of a certain race/religion. Today, I want to take a moment and share with you how I truly love each and every one of you, just the way you are.
In order to do that, I turn to Tom Lehrer, my favorite ex-singer/songwriter/Harvard […]

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Decoratin’ with the Dad

July 6th, 2008 · 11 Comments

So, it’s common knowledge that men typically are not good decorators, except Robin’s hubby, who would take tips from Martha Stewart. Other than him, though, I think we can all agree on men’s decorating habits.
My dad (and I got permission on this one to give him a hard time) has quite the idea when […]

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Another Fucking Hilarious Commercial

March 24th, 2008 · 4 Comments

God, I just love some of these commercials that come out. Here is my latest fav.
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