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Polygamy, the NOW way

April 13th, 2008 · 15 Comments

(This post requires suspension of disbelief with respect to the National Organization of Women being filled with a bunch of dyke’y bitches).
Over the last thirty years, as we all know, our mothers worked hard to create equality with men both in the workplace and in the home. For the most part, it has been quite […]

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Rockin’ on the Kyra Sutra

March 9th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Tonight, you are in for a very special treat. Moi, the goddess of all things sex, second only to Kyra, the master of the world of sex, will be the guest on the Kyra Sutra Blog Talk Radio show after Turnbaby’s (which, I believe ends at 8:30 central).
Kyra’s show hasn’t been scheduled yet, but […]

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OMG Jester has the most awesomest band in the whole wide world

January 30th, 2008 · 15 Comments

(**all images have been stolen maliciously)
I was introduced this evening by Top
to Jester’s band

Total Eclipse, The San Francisco Bay Area’s Premier 70’s & 80’s Rock and Pop Party Band!
I had no idea what it was… It’s a band. Duh.
I also had no idea that it is Jester’s […]

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Bears eat man at beer festival

August 20th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Um, I am not even sure what to write about this one… Here’s the article on CNN.

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WTF? Dumbasses on patrol

August 6th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Okay, guys. Fox news has a habit of reporting news of the dumb. So I picked up on these two feeds yesterday through my nifty headline widget for Google desktop.  I also like Google Reader.  I just pop in an RSS feed from any online magazine I want, CNN, my favorite blogs, etc.  It’s a […]

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