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About Me

I am your typical instant-gratification GenX’er.  I want what I want right now.  Other than that, I have been characterized as highly book-smart, without a single lick of common sense.  This is absolutely true.

I am coordinately impaired, which means I can’t find my way out of a paper bag.  It would also have to be a really giant paper bag, because I am a very big girl.

Growing up in Austin, I guess I really never knew what living in Texas was all about.  Austin is quite liberal; I used to be proud to be a Texan until I moved to Dallas.

I am an intellectual snob.  I don’t handle mediocrity very well.  However, I tend to start projects and not finish them.  I really kick ass at projects until I lose interest in them.  At any time, I probably have about 10 projects going on.

I love books.  I read all different genres.  If there is one thing that I would keep and had to give up all others, it would be my books (provided my dogs are also going with me).  Reading is fundamental.  I don’t understand kids who can’t read, or don’t read.

I abhor teenagers that cannot count change.  I also abhor GenY.  They are the laziest fuckers on the planet, full of the demand of entitlement.

This is going to piss some people off, but I hate working with Indians.  I have had some very bad experiences, and to date, I have not found any exclusions that would allow me to change my mind.

I try to live in the now, and try very hard to release my fear and move on.  I also endeavor to let go of things, but am not doing a great job of it.  My attempt at spirituality and meditation has gotten me so far, but I still have a lot of work to do.

Well, that’s about me in a nutshell.