15 responses so far ↓

• 1 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 25, 2008 at 5:05 am

  

  I think it was around the 3:54 mark that I came like a gusher.

• 2 Miss Britt // Jan 25, 2008 at 7:46 am

  

  I don’t think Hobos are allowed to wear makeup.

  And the way you have that scarf wrapped under the sweater is pretty chic looking.

  Yeah, you’re too cute to be a Hobo.

  Although, you’re right… that is pretty Gay Rocky. HAHAHAHA

  *off to investigate how to ship a shopping cart with pink flames…*

• 3 Avitable // Jan 25, 2008 at 7:59 am

  

  I think you need to add a bottle of hooch in a brown bag. And ditto what Britt said about the makeup. Your teeth are too nice, too.

• 4 Poppy // Jan 25, 2008 at 9:45 am

  

  I am not kidding when I say you could have a lucrative career in voiceover work. Ya know… commercials and documentaries and all that. Your voice is awesome.

• 5 Jay // Jan 25, 2008 at 10:17 am

  

  I recommend Home Depot carts. They’re not pink, but bright orange is pretty cool. Plus they’re heavy duty so they can hold a lot of crap .. uh … cool stuff that you find on the streets.

  That’s a pretty decent hobo look you have going. I think I have a good hobo look too, but I’ve been cultivating this style for years. Old ratty t-shirts, cheap jeans and a $5 hoodie. I’m kind of famous for it. LOL

• 6 Robin // Jan 26, 2008 at 8:01 am

  

  Don’t you need a cardboard box to be a hobo? I bet you could spray paint it pink.

• 7 chelle // Jan 26, 2008 at 8:43 am

  

  Fab: You gushed when I asked for a hobo cart? Dude, you and Britt should really get me a hobo mobile. I would like it. I would take it everywhere with me. Seriously. You would get all kinds of shots in my and my bo-mobile.

  Avi: I am not much on MD 20/20. Can we put crown royal in a bag instead? that way I can put my drugs in the velvet purple bag it comes in.

  Britt: WHAT CRACK are you smoking, and cayou send it along to straight married men so that they will as me out on a date?

  My teeth are narly. But okay; I will get that tooth blackener just for you guys. OOOOO hey, I have an idea. I will make you a deal.

  You make me me the shopping cart that I am looking for, take it appart and send it in pieces, and I willo put it togeter and bring it for next year’s halloween gig… If, that is, I am still invited????

  As for Poppy: Serioulsy? Cuz I have had like, 20 people tell me that and I don’t know how to do it. They tell me I Have a total over voice… you should hear me say “door is ajar”. Maybe I will make you guys a wave when my voice is up to speed so yuou can hear it!

  Robim: You couldspraypaint a pink (like the pink on my site)and make little puppies and shit on the side, and cut out a little window for me… You can even flatten that and mail it to me.

  If anyone wants t mail me the above, let me me know and I will paypal you for the shipping,’
  I want a sign on my cart that says “How fucking selfish do you have to be to take the whole fucking color spectrum?”

  Hugs to you all!

• 8 chelle // Jan 26, 2008 at 9:22 am

  

  Testing to see if html works in my commment box:

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• 9 The Absurdist»Blog Archive » Verbal Diarrhea Friday (AKA Freewriting-Friday or VD-Day) // Jan 26, 2008 at 11:35 am

  

  […] now for something completely different. Poppy thinks that I would be very good voice overs.  Over 10 people since I was 25 (about 60 years ago) have told me the same thing.  What I […]

• 10 chelle // Jan 26, 2008 at 11:42 am

  

  WTF: Why are pingbacks showing on my comments on other posts? WWWTTTTFFFF?

• 11 Wayne // Jan 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm

  

  I agree with Poppy. You could do audio books. voiceovers. Or maybe phone sex.

  Wayne’s last blog post..Outlook not so good

• 12 Absurdist // Jan 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm

  

  I don’t know Wah. I will talk to Jester about it. I put in CommentLuv, but it’s sucking. Jester will help me.

  10 years ago, my aunt and everyone told me to do voice overs. I looked into it, but for the most part, you have to be able to do voices too.

  My aunt voiced over mexican novellas for a long time. Maybe I could look into doing that.

  Does anyone know if phone sex pays a lot? I am good at that. Seriously. I am being serious about asking if it pays well.

• 13 Absurdist // Jan 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm

  

  Crap, I did it too. I thought you wrote what I wrote. Duh. See, I’ll get it fixed.

• 14 Absurdist // Jan 28, 2008 at 11:31 pm

  

  Okay, looking back on this, does anyone know what kind of crack I was on when I did this?

  I think that this was the night I was up the whole night talking to Jester online.

  And Britt, I wasn’t wearing any makeup! But you are very sweet to say what you said. You too Avi.

  And I am about to die because I allowed you guys to see my turkey gizzard. That thing drives me nuts, and I would cut it off if I could.

  Fab, exactly what did I say at 3:54? I am going to have to go back and look.

• 15 Absurdist // Jan 28, 2008 at 11:35 pm

  

  Oh, and Britt, I do soooo want a shopping cart. I was thinking about Krylon’ing it with pink, and getting some stencils and putting gay shit on it. Maybe even a rainbow. We could always take it apart, and I can get my assistant’s husband to put it back together again.

  That would be the most awesome present I would ever get in the whole wide world. Seriously.

  I could put all kinds of stuff in it, take pics.. I will wheel it down to the bridge down the way, dress up like a hobo, and have someone take video of it, while I harrass people.

  Wouldn’t that be fun?

Come on man. You know you want to say something!