Yesterday, I went and got my three-inch roots done. They gave me some bottled water to pass the time. I love my hairdresser, despite the fact that she works in an Ulta store. It is rare for me to go to a “store” to get my hair done; I usually go to salons. But I put my snobbiness aside because she is really good, and she doesn’t move around.
Anyway, she gave me a bottle of water, specially-wrapped just for Ulta customers. And I found the bottle to be quite informative… For a retard.
12 responses so far ↓
1 bdogg_mcgee // Jul 19, 2008 at 11:33 am
I go to Visible Changes in Collin Creek Mall–my colorist is awesome, and I loved my hairstylist and thought I’d finally gotten someone I could stick with (had been going to her for a year,) and all of a sudden my hairstylist just up and left! No explanation, nothing! I’m going today to a new chick for the haircut. Sigh. If my colorist leaves I’m going to snap.
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2 whall // Jul 19, 2008 at 11:59 am
HA! That label is awesome.
I’m surprised the government hasn’t forced them to put a warning label on it. Like “May cause drowning”
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3 Winter // Jul 19, 2008 at 11:59 am
Motley and I had the same girl for a long time. Then a new girl came along and she was excellent with long hair. Using her meant that Motley and I were done a the same time. Then one day… poofta. No more Emily. I was bummed, but I still had Jaz. When I needed a new weave, I discovered Jaz was booked for like the next 8 days. It sucks when your person is popular. I said fuckit and went to the beauty college. At COBA they gave a senior named Nicole. Damn. She was good. My hair looks sharp. I’m going back to have the weave redone before she leaves there in September. Hopefully, she goes to a salon in my area because I would hate to lose her. Between her and Jaz, I doubt I’d ever have to wait days to get my hair done.
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4 Kyra // Jul 19, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Yeah all the water out here is labeled, and some of them DO have warnings about drinking too much water. Yeesh.
5 dmarks // Jul 19, 2008 at 2:06 pm
After reading this also:
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
…. i think maybe they need a warning label. That bottle is full of the stuff.
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6 Tug // Jul 19, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Water containing water - who knew!?!
7 metalmom // Jul 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm
OoooH! Fancy!! Not just water…..SPRING water!!
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8 dmarks // Jul 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm
“OoooH! Fancy!! Not just water…..SPRING water!!
Yes, they use it for irrigation purposes at Slinkie farms.
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9 Absurdist // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:26 am
Bdogg: If you ever lose your colorist, let me know and I will send you to mine. She’s over right by collin creek too.
Wayne: me too, considering that person that died from an overdose of water to win that whatever from that radio station. God people are stupid.
Winter: Girl, I didn’t know you have a weave. Anyway, yeah, I HATE it when my hairdressers just up and leave. Guys do NOT understand this. There are two things that are a bitch to find: good hairdressers and good dentists. Oh, and good psychiatrists. But I am set there.
Kyra: Isn’t that just a sign of our times? Good god. Isn’t that so sad?
Dmarks: I almost spewed my coffee when I read your response yesterday. You are so quick and witty!
Tug: No kidding, right? Next we will see an actual breakdown of the fricken’ molecules like dmarks just said.
MM: yup. Puts a spring in your step too!
Dmarks: Again, super quick. You are so funny!
10 Evil Genius // Jul 22, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Wow, they really can do amazing things with water nowadays, huh? Who knew?
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11 dmarks // Jul 22, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Because there’s nothing like a sheen of dried-on Folgers splatter-spots on a computer screen.
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12 Absurdist // Jul 23, 2008 at 5:57 am
Evil: Yeah, and they can charge for it. Remember the olden days when we actually drank out of the hose? I hear that part of the problem with kids and cavities right now is the fact that they aren’t drinking fluorinated water anymore.
Dmarks: You know it baby!
Come on man. You know you want to say something!