Congress is still in. At least, it is for the Absurdist. The Absurdist, President of the Universe of Chelle, shares a balance of power with justice and congress. Congress is made up of several different and conflicting voices and ideas that bug the hell out of the Absurdist on a daily basis. Sometimes, they meet and overwhelm The Absurdist with their ridiculous lobbying and demands for things to go their way.

The problem is, the President is the most powerful leader in the universe. Lessor presidents, such as spinal cord (communist; trying to be all things to all systems), Cesar Chavez (overseer of excretion of waste), Iraquis, overseer of emotions), The lobbyists (aka pundits) who are non-capricous and calculating (and usuall right) They somehow are privy to each leader within the universe.

To reacap;

• President: most powerful leader in the free universe.
• The internal voices that talk to Michelle ( you know, the should, want, can of the mind)
• The justice department: sometimes a wrong entity that tells me what is right and what is wrong.
• The lobbyists: the externals that offer suggestions through the written or oral word.
• Congress: the internal voices that fight over what to and what not to do.
• Spinal cord: non-involed commuicator of all of the above, and tries to be all things to all people.
• Iraq: leader of emotions; usually destructive.
• Chavez; unsuccessful leader of expulsion of waste.

Each morning begins with the President’s supporting optimism. This is a good thing. Providing latest optimism they give me my hope to manage the other leaders within my body. The problem is, the Iraqis attack around 10 a.m. They are a hard group to manage. They have great power over the President, able to take control over bills passed very quickly by both the president and congress. They are strong; I don’t know how they receive so much power. I would try to kill their leader, but I can’t find him or her. He/she is hiding somewhere in the pancreas or liver, and that’s a hard and barren place to look. My armed forces get exhausted trying to find him or her, which ends in the depletion of energy of the president.

Once 10 a.m. comes along, the armed forces decide to pull out and determines that the president needs to rest to replenish the armed forces. It is during that time that some other leaders take advantage of the dormant power of the president. Once the president is sufficiently rested, optimism has been beaten down, and is difficult to retake since the armed forces are tired from an apparent over-exertion of finding the Iraqi leader(s). I mean, they can’t do it all without sufficient funds (energy) and commitment (military leaders). So they the military and the president rest until the next morning when they are all pumped up and raring to go.

While the president leaves to attend the subconcious break of reality at the “ranch”, the congress is left to deal with the pundits trying to fight against the negative pressure tactics in congress a nd the president. Congress is not as powerful as the president, and struggles to maintain power over the largely convincing pundits and leaders of other vast areas of the universe.

Chavez decides to stop pumping excrement in an attempt to cause harm to the overall leaders in the universe. He causes dicomfort, but we know that he will finally give in overnight due to the inherent nature of the need to release his waste into the universe ( to attempt to maintain his control the next day) and beat down his belief that he truly has any control over that which he believes is crucial to the functioning of the universe. Ultimately, he is overthrown by the spinal cord attempts to be all things to all people (by demand of congress and the president). Once the spinal cord is in control, it attempts to manipulate the Iraqis for further control of being all things to all people. The alliance between the spinal cord and the Iraqis is strong, and is one of the hardest alliances to fight. Being all things to all pundits and internals, the spinal cord works with the Iraquis to control the emotions associated with those actions from the spinal cord. To boot, the pundits decide to weigh in and attack the president for a lack of ability to control the Iraqis and the spinal cord. The Iraqis decide to hate the president, and revolt due to the inability to control its power center. The spinal cord just goes with the flow. The spinal cord is more like France and Sweden; it’s impartial, and just does what it is told by internal forces that are going to win at any given time.

After the shift of power from the Iraqis, it is apparent that the leader of this are of the universe is going to be difficult to find. So we throw out cards with major individuals in charge, hoping to erradicate these leaders and kill those in charge to sufficiently wipe out the emotions that have overtaken the logical (or presidential congress) in order to restore logic and appropriate emotional control. The ability of trying is supported heavily by the pundits and Iraq; Iraq usually wins by spewing hatred toward the pundits, which dimishes their power over the president and control over the universe.

Revolts and “seemingly passive” rallies occur against the president, and search out to warp the pundits with bile that destroys the pundits words of encouragement. This lasts until congress and the president join in a mutual agreement to bomb the Iraqis and the spinal cord with chemical weapons to quell their power in the evening with chemical terrorism that does not affect the congress, justice department and the president. After all, congress and the presidents do own the drugs.

The following day, we repeat the process. It’s a tiring process; much like over-extending the troops on a daily basis, unable to pull them back over time. Sure, we may pull many back at any given time, but increases the fact that the iraqis and spinal cord create a victory over the day. Although they may not win the war, they certainly win some daily battles.

One of the biggest pundits that attacks the presidential abilities to do its job is Poppy. She is the most influential of all pundits. As is with all pundits, discussions are certainly taken under advisement by the president and congress, and the confrontation of such words hold strong with the president, as this strongly-spoken pundit is usually correct. It may take awhile, and the iraquis may maintain control for a period of time, but there are some times where the “Poppy” is right. Okay, most of the time. There are other pundits who don’t stand a chance against me. They are flailed against on a daily basis for their poor ability to show up to support the president and its ability to go forth and win the good fight. In order to maintain anonymity of such pundits, the president is unwilling to reveal the sources.

The bottom line is, the president has a hardship that precludes it from winning the battle on a daily basis. The country is infiltrated with another disease that creates up and downs, due to the capricious attitudes of its population and internal negative enemies. Sometimes it wins the primaries and ultimate election. Many times, however, the new president is far more like the the previous president. The new president inherits the previous problems, and tries like hell for two years (and almost exactly two years with the supply of chemical weapons) to change the control and power structure within the universe. Although the president is absolutely certain that there is a power greater than itself that can assist in the conflict between all enemies and alliances, they higher power is difficult to access during major times of discord.

So, that’s what is going on with me. the current president of the universe.