I come here today to ask for your support. For too long, a sect of our population has not had proper political representation. We have been denigrated and ostracized despite our attempts to increase understanding and awareness of our plight.
I ask you today to join with me in supporting the:
NAAWT
National Association for the Advancement of White Trash
We have been disrespected. We have not been appreciated. We hereby demand that the nation take a stand and recognize us for our contributions to society. Let’s take a look at just a couple of things that we have brought to this great nation.
The Mullet:
Conveniently cool in the front, fabulously long in the back. Need I say more?
The Stilted Trailer:
Come on guys. When you live near the ocean, you gotta protect your house from hurricanes. We have both brains and brawn. Take a look and tell me that you don’t think that this is brilliant.
In order to bring White Trash Awareness to the rest of the United States, I submit to you that we hold a giant march upon Washington. I have decided that we will call it:
The Million Mullet March
Join me and other white trash as we gather together to show America that we demand respect and appreciation for our efforts to maintain mediocrity in this great nation.
7 responses so far ↓
1 Ms Batman // Jul 12, 2008 at 6:06 am
The stilted trailer. So uh, what does it say about where I live when there are rows upon rows of these along the rivers here? I mean, obviously the river does flood and we have towering trailers all along the river front……
2 dmarks // Jul 12, 2008 at 6:13 am
We actually have Mullet Lake in our area.
Those first two guys looked like Joe Dirt. I tried to watch that movie, but could not get 15 minutes into it.
Somehow, I’ve been to Texas two or three times, and have managed to avoid seeing guys like in the photos.
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3 vulgarwizard // Jul 12, 2008 at 9:51 am
Mullet = business in the front, party in the back! heheheheheehehe
Where’d you find that picture of Drunk Uncle Ed?
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4 laughingattheslut // Jul 12, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Since I do not intend to get a haircut, what does one wear to The Million Mullet March. And also, is there free transportation provided? You know I don’t have a job and can’t afford to just go on vacation like that.
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5 Evil Genius // Jul 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Thank heavens someone has finally hitched up their belt and championed our cause - hooray! Now, I’ve got to go stock up on red licorice and chewing tobacco for the big march!!
6 Winter // Jul 12, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Too funny. The first mullet guy might be almost cute if he didn’t have that bad haircut.
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7 whall // Jul 15, 2008 at 11:53 pm
The movie Idiocracy did a good job at portraying White Trash and how we will take over the world simply due to overbreeding.
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Come on man. You know you want to say something!