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My Special Valentine

February 14th, 2008 · 6 Comments

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My special valentine this year is my vibrator. It didn’t get me flowers, but at least it hasn’t given me any shit or irritated me, or hurt my feelings in the two years of our relationship. Enjoy the video below. If you haven’t watched “We Need Girlfriends” on YouTube, you should. They got picked up by a network for a show for 2008.

Happy Valentine’s Day, fuckers!

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Tags: Self-Pity and other personal thoughts

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Wayne // Feb 14, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Maybe for Valentine’s day I should get you some rechargeable batteries - the gift that keeps on giving.

    Wayne’s last blog post..Ill Eagle Immigration

  • 2 the108 // Feb 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    This is absolutely heartwarming. Thank you for remindng me to do something special for my own battery operated loved ones ths year.

  • 3 laughingattheslut // Feb 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    We really should invent the sexbot.

    laughingattheslut’s last blog post..Remembering Valentine’s Day

  • 4 Preposterous Ponderings // Feb 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Hilarious girlfriend!

    May you and your special friend have a loving moment tonight.

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

  • 5 Absurdist // Feb 15, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Just so you guys know, I am in internet hell. my laptop wireless isn’t working here, and I am on this tiny-ass little computer that is driving me nuts!!!

    Wayne: I need rechargeables for everything!

    Kyra: Wouldn’t it be funny if you presented your vibrator with a present in front of Dean?

    Slut: I want a sex robot like they had in AI….

    PP: god I wish. i am at my dads, and don’t have it with me!!!

    UGH!

    I hope you all had a great V-Day. BTW, vday candy is on sale today. This is the best day of the year. Second best is day after easter, when Cadbury eggs are 10 cents a piece!

    Absurdist’s last blog post..Freewriting Friday

  • 6 Robin // Feb 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    I finally watched this, SO funny!

    Robin’s last blog post..Happy Me

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