I stole this idea from Sourpuss, who in turn got the original from here. I like the idea so much, I thought I would extend it on my site.
- I have come to realize that my brain will never again be as quick as a 20-something.
- I have come to realize that my car is much like my face. Beautiful in the beginning, but a bit haggard and worn out now.
- I have come to realize that my life is much like “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”. Those who get it, love it. Those who don’t, hate it.
- I have come to realize that my dogs are exactly like me. Neurotic, fat and lazy at the same time.
- I have come to realize that my work is basically making pretty colored pictures for executives. With crayons.
- I have come to realize that my relationships are like diet coke. Tastes good, but leaves a bad aftertaste.
- I have come to realize that my body is like the Michelin man.
- I have come to realize that my dreams are wayyyy too literal. I am now walking around naked ALL the time.
- I have come to realize that my feet are the only skinny part of me. Take that, you Nordstrom shoe fuck (long story).
- I have come to realize that my hair looks like the pictures I make for work.
10 responses so far ↓
1 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:51 am
I actually think the Michelin man is kinda hot.
2 Miss Britt // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:32 am
My feet are so, so fat. Like Flinstone feet.
3 chelle // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:39 am
Fab, you are hotter than Michelin man.
Britt: There is no way in hell your feet are fat. No way. You’re delusional.
4 Miss Britt // Jan 24, 2008 at 7:01 am
I’ll have to send pictures.
5 Robin // Jan 24, 2008 at 7:23 am
My feet are the only skinny part of me too, damn little feet.
6 chelle // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:00 am
My ankles are skinny too.
Here’s what happened at Nordstrom:
A guy about 22, selling shoes, comes up to me. I was talking to him, and I told him that I wore narrow shoes, a 9A.
I don’t think he was thinking. he looked at me and said “Really???”
Meaning, god you are so fat; how could you possibly wear a narrow shoe? Don’t you have like, pump fat and cankles all over the place?
I think he realized what he said when I looked at him, and with my best sarcastic voice said, “Yes. Really.”
There was another shoe guy there too, probably in his thirties. I bet this guy got a reaming the likes of which no one has ever seen at the Nordstrom Elite Shoe Store.
Poor guy. He just verbally vomitted without thinking…
Britt: Please do send pictures. Tell Fab that I will send him pics of my boobs the day I get pics of your flinstone feet.
7 Miss Britt // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:23 am
Email sent
8 chelle // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:30 am
SHIIIIIIIIT. Britt sent me a picture of her fat feet. And they are kinda like flinstone feet, but they are small, and are really cute.
That means I have to send Fab a pic of my boobs. Fab, you are going to have to wait until tonight, as I am going to visit the Nordstrom grave and have to get ready.
9 Miss Britt // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:43 am
Told you so.
10 chelle // Jan 26, 2008 at 9:30 am
Well, I hope Fab (I keep typing Avi) is subscribed to this post. I plan on taking a shower today and takign a picture of my boobs for him.
If he doesn’t respond, I will show it as a lack of interest and not even take the time to restart my hobo-looking status.
Come on man. You know you want to say something!