Earlier this week, when I was trying to figure out a schedule for themes for blog days, Fab asked (okay, demanded, that asshole) that I dedicate one whole day to him. So, I have decided to comply.
Ode to Fab.
M is for masochist; you taunt the status quo
R. is for religion; Jesus love you, you know.
F is for fellatio, which we know you love so much.
A is for asshole which you swear you won’t let Ms. Fab touch.
B is for boobies; I’ll show you mine for bock
U is for underwear; You can see that too for another bock (okay, it’s late and I can’t rhyme)
L is for luscious; we know you are creamy inside
O is for ovary; we know you have one you’re trying to hide
U is for underdog; how you love him so and
S is for sculpy; they make me warm and fuzzy in all the naughty places.
Okay, maybe it didn’t all rhyme, but what did you expect at 3:45 a.m. central? Geez. Bastards.
11 responses so far ↓
1 Jay // Jan 12, 2008 at 11:56 am
That was pretty funny! Good job!
2 chelle // Jan 12, 2008 at 11:58 am
Not bad for 3:45 in the morning, huh?
3 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm
So…for two bucks I get to see your tits and your underwear? What is your paypal address?
4 chelle // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Bock. Bock. And not a chicken. and not a buck.
But I would show you my boobies for free, and I would be more than happy to take a picture of a pair of wadded up underwear for you.
5 chelle // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:08 pm
In fact, I have a pair in my purse right now.
6 chelle // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:09 pm
And no. I am not kidding.
7 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I’ll take what I can get. I am a very lonely man.
8 chelle // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I do not want to hear it. Fucker. You are married. You are not lonely. Come to my world for a little while, and learn how to talk to your dogs as if they were human beings, and they are the only “human beings” you have talked to in seven days straight.
And don’t let Ms. Fab hear you say you are lonely. She’ll kick your ass!
9 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:19 pm
So…no boobies now?
Hey, I will have you know I am complex. I feel all alone in a crowd of a thousand people. I’m a fucking artist! I’m sensitive and fragile, God damn it!
10 chelle // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Oh, go write your fucking book, fucker. So I can get on with writing mine.
PS: I am using Vista’s version of voice recognition to dictate my book. It’s pretty cool, but I still think I am going to get dragon naturally-speaking.
11 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I have had a number of people recommend voice recognition software, but I have to do it the old way.
At least I’m not scribbling on legal pads, I guess.
Come on man. You know you want to say something!