Greetings and salutations, everyone. I’m Kyra and I’m here pulling guest post duty for the very last day of The Absurdists well deserved break from the Bloggosphere. I really wracked my brain this past week trying to think of something outstanding to write on her behalf but then in the final moments after I thought about it some more, I decided that maybe I should try something medicinal.
After a solid week off from straining her cranial muscles, I think it would be nice to simply throw her a bone and sort of ease her back into things and so I have taken the liberty of coming up with a little interview. I figure this way, instead of feeling the sudden, overwhelming pressure of impressing us all with her brilliance after a week with little to no mental exercise, it may be easier for her to just tap out the answers to these measley questions. Bare your soul, my sweet…. let’s get neckid. It’ll be all… spiritual… and shit.
God, I am so fucking thoughtful.
So, Chelle…. take a few minute when you’re ready, love, and indulge us. :
1. Should you ever find yourself in the ownership of a donkey, what would you do with it?
2. What’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever done with your Barbie Dolls?
3. Name a cartoon character you’d have “relations” with:
4. Which type of accent do you find sexiest?
5. When purchasing scented candles, what is your odor of choice?
6. If you could pick two famous people to be your parents who would you choose and why?
7. What is a bad habit you have?
8. Do you like your handwriting?
9. If you could portray a famous person in a movie, who would you choose and why?
10. Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
There you go, babe…. now, hurry back! We all miss you!
9 responses so far ↓
1 Absurdist // Feb 22, 2008 at 5:52 am
Thanks Kyra! I will be answering these for tomorrow’s post.
Is there anyone who has other questions that you would like for me to answer?
2 Robin // Feb 22, 2008 at 9:05 am
When did you realize you would not be the next Celine Dion?
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3 Hilly // Feb 22, 2008 at 9:12 am
Wait, what? I was ALREADY nudey nude when I got here!
Hilly’s last blog post..Friday Means I Ask You To Follow Me Everywhere….
4 laughingattheslut // Feb 22, 2008 at 10:09 am
If the rest of us are invited to play, I have an answer for number 3.
laughingattheslut’s last blog post..Now I feel all warm and fuzzy
5 BOSSY // Feb 22, 2008 at 10:43 am
(Bossy shrinking away because she is still playing with Barbies.)
6 Kyra Sutra // Feb 22, 2008 at 11:16 am
Yeah! Everyone who wants to could play!
Chelle, you’re gonna post…. on a weekend???
Can’t wait to have you back!
Kyra Sutra’s last blog post..I Gots Me A New Blog?
7 laughingattheslut // Feb 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm
In spite of my great affection for a certain very smart lab mouse, since I take “relations” to mean sex, I’ll have to go a different direction. There would just be all sorts of advantages of getting the Brain on my side, and I think mice are really cute, but I just can’t see myself doing anything sexual with one. So I would have to pick Desloc (not sure I spelled his name right). He kind of reminds me of David Warner (or maybe the Andorian version of David Warner). Now as to why I would pick David Warner, I can’t truthfully say that I would pick him out of all mankind. But weren’t picking from all mankind, just cartoon characters.
laughingattheslut’s last blog post..Now I feel all warm and fuzzy
8 Wayne // Feb 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
11. What’s your favorite letter?
12. What’s your favorite word that starts with that letter?
13. Who’s your favorite artist who starts with that letter?
and by the way, my answer for all of the original questions 1-10 is various forms of the word “check” - like “Check, Chech, Cheech, chex, cheeks, chicks, etc. It’s up to the reader to figure out which is which.
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9 The Absurdist » The Bitch is Back // Feb 23, 2008 at 6:08 am
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