I am honored that The Absurdist asked me (Robin) to be one of her guest posters this week and now at the ripe old age of 30 I feel I can truly handle this task at hand. I’ve decided to tell the true story of how The Absurdist and I met many years ago.
It was an odd time in my life and I’m assuming hers as well. Shortly after college I decided to leave the life I knew and become a nun. Yes, I realize I was raised Jewish and all but I had a calling, what can I say? I wanted to give up sex, television and other enjoyable stuff to serve the lord. Looking back the calling might have just been a multiple orgasm but who knows.
The first few weeks were good although I never imagined how much I’d miss Sex and the City reruns but again I had a calling, so I held strong. I was now serving the lord and dammit I was going to do it!
That was until The Absurdist moved in and became my roommate. It all started off pretty innocent when we whispered dirty jokes during morning prayer and dropped holy water down our cleavage. Shortly after that we started reminiscing of our years when we were younger and promiscuous. We would stay up all night talking about one-night stands and drunken orgies.
We started to realize that being chastised wasn’t for us and dirty whorish bloggers was our true destiny. Instead of serving the lord we would corrupt as many people as possible. That was our calling and we humbly serve all of you.
11 responses so far ↓
1 The Road Less Unraveled » 2 Videos 1 Girl Traumatized // Feb 21, 2008 at 8:21 am
[…] guest posting over at The Absurdist’s place so go check it out and enjoy, I can be booked for all your […]
2 Topncal // Feb 21, 2008 at 10:36 am
This explains so much.
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3 the108 // Feb 21, 2008 at 11:23 am
Amen!
4 Robin // Feb 21, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Do you still have your habit? I like to wear mine to drug infused orgies from time to time.
Robin’s last blog post..And No Epidural Either
5 Absurdist // Feb 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Yes. I only use it when I have sex with small, catholic children, though.
6 PreposterousPonderings // Feb 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Blog whores rule!
7 dmarks // Feb 21, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Is this the plot for “Sister Act III: Naught Habits” ?
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8 Robin // Feb 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Well, that only makes sense.
I can see the movie in my mind already!
Robin’s last blog post..And No Epidural Either
9 Wayne // Feb 22, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Where can I order a giant “guest poster” of the two nuns so I can hang it on my whall?
BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHA
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10 The Absurdist » The Bitch is Back // Feb 23, 2008 at 6:08 am
[…] my BBF (Best Blog Friend) Robin paid homage to our friendship and how it all began. I am going to have to kill her now for revealing that information. […]
11 Robin // Feb 23, 2008 at 8:18 am
I know, how sexy are we?
Robin’s last blog post..Protected: Truth Be Told
Come on man. You know you want to say something!