Some people are doing interviews on a regular basis with people.  That’s way too much work for me!  So I have started doing “questionnaires” (20 questions) customized for individuals.  You know me, though.  Let’s see if I can keep up with it.  I plan to do Questionnaire Saturdays.

My virgin post is with none other than the fantastic, uber-cool Robin!  I want to thank her for being a good sport and trying this out.  She really went all out!

Note too please that italicized comments are from the author (moi) after the fact.

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1. If you were toxic waste, what would you be and why?

I tried to be clever for this one but nothing came to me, sorry.

Chelle thinks that Robin would be radioactive isotopes from nuclear energy.  Lots of energy, and can rip the skin off of people.

2. Can you, and have you held in a fart all day?  Please cite an example.

I can’t remember the last time I did, probably when Erik and I were first dating.  I didn’t want to do anything of that kind around him…other than burp…I burp in front of everyone.

3. Would you poop in the lady’s room at work if it was an emergency?  Please cite an example.

I always do, for some reason I always need to go about 9am every single day so I have no choice.

4. Have you ever been so drunk you peed outside?  Please cite an example.

Several times, too many to list them all but I will tell you my favorite story.  I was leaving a basement party (college obviously) with my friend when we both had to pee really bad.  So we went in someone’s backyard and peed in the snow.  Suddenly a back light came on and we started running.  My friend still had her pants down as we ran like we never ran before.

5. Have you ever used a product to remove hair that caused a rash?  Which one?

I don’t remember which it was but it only caused a rash because I tried to dry shave my legs a few days before that and had razor burn. 

Chelle remembers that Jester won’t use nair on his balls.

6. What is the longest you have gone without showering?

Maybe Woodstock 99.  The whole time we were there we never found the showers (and we looked) so that was about 4 days or so.

Hippie.

7. If you were a lesbian, who would you want to sleep with (multiple answers are okay).

You mean celebrities?  Angelina Jolie is my top choice but I also like Scarlett Johansen.
If you mean real people?  You ((wink))

Chelle thinks that Robin is a closet lesbian.

8. What do you collect(s)?

Other than way too much clothing and bags I used to collect a lot of things but stopped after college.  At one time I had a great beer cap collection but I threw them out.  I still have a collection of shot glasses but they are in a box right now.  Someday I’ll get them out and make a little display.

Chelle wonders if Robin is a lush.

9. What is your least favorite piece of furniture that you own, and where did you get it?

Probably this big purple bed of Erik’s he’s had forever.  It’s ugly and we have no room for it, so it’s always in storage because he refuses to get rid of it.

Chelle: Oh.  My.  God.

10. Have you ever shopped at Goodwill for things (Not dropped them off)? What did you buy?

Yes, it was a long time ago and probably some funky shirt or something.

11. How many different moisturizers do you own, including the ones under your cabinet that you swear you will use one day?

Do you want me to count?  It’s a lot and they are scattered all the way from my bedroom to my bathroom to my car to my cubicle at work.  Probably about 50 and they are all different.

Chelle understands.  Chelle has about 75 types of moisturizers.  Because you just never know.

12. What is the meanest thing you have done to someone?

Hmmm…I turned all of my ex-boyfriend’s friends against him and he really lost almost everyone.

13. Describe in detail the best sex you have ever had.

Oooooohhh…this is tough.  I have a different best sexual experience from just sex, I’ll give you the first one as it’s more fun.  It was with this guy I was barely dating, we were more just fuck friends.  We had a summer fling and for most of the summer we never even had sex, just everything else.  One time, while the song Closer by NIN was on he was teasing me for the longest time.  Licking me, using his fingers.  I think at one point I went into shock or even passed out, I don’t remember what it was…maybe I went paralyzed.  Either way he actually had to stop so I could calm down.  Damn.

Chelle would like to know who this is, and would like to know if he is single.

14. Describe in detail the weirdest place you have had sex.

Well, I honestly haven’t had sex in a lot of weird places.  I had sex on a bean bag chair once, that was pretty fun actually.  I almost got frisky with someone in a handicapped bathroom at a bar but was interrupted by a police officer.

How was the wheelchair?

15. How far did you go on Prom Night?

I didn’t get didly squat on my prom night, I was a virgin until college.  Also my boyfriend was almost 3 years younger than me.

Chelle lost her virginity at 15.  At a frat party.

16. Have you ever had a supernatural experience (or a friend who told you about one)? Describe it.

Two of my friends said they were in the woods one time and they said one of those friend’s mother who had passed away many years ago.  They both said they heard her singing a song that she used to sing when said friend was young.  I’ve never really had anything, I thought I saw a UFO recently but I decided not to talk about it as everyone looked at me like I was bat crazy when I told them.

Chelle believes in ghosts, or at least life imprints.

17. All families have that one crazy person.  Who is the crazy in your family, and why?

It’s tough, I want to say Erik’s mother but it’s definitely my grandmother.  She should have been locked up years ago.  It would take me like 5 separate stories to even come close to explaining how crazy she is.  Let me just say that she covers her whole face with Vaseline every single day and if you give her a kiss you are covered in it.  Gross.

WTF? That is NASTY!

18. Have you ever taken nude or semi-nude pictures of yourself?  Explain when, why and where.

Yeah, there is one semi-nude one on flickr but I won’t say where…luckily I was sorta thin then.  I have taken some pictures like that a few times in my life, oddly I’m really self-conscious about how I look but I love taking semi-nude photos.  I am hoping to do a boudoir shoot for the wedding soon.

Chelle is surprised at Robin’s sexual experiences.

19. Everyone has a blog crush.  Who is your blog crush, and why?

I have a few, I crush on you and definitely Mr. Fab.  I crush a lot.

Again, Chelle thinks that Robin is at least bi.

20. Despite the fact that you are getting married, you and your husband each get to choose five famous people to sleep with without repercussions.   What five famous people would you sleep with?

Oh I’ve had this list forever.
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Bryan Greenburg
4. Eric Smazda (sp?) *too lazy to look it up but he’s from CSI
5. Ryan Gosling

Chelle has no idea who half these people are.

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Thank you so much for being my guinea pig, Robin!