Okay, so today we are going to cover eyelashes and how to properly apply mascara. I had to cut out some things because the damned thing was too long.
I cut out the following:
1. Have dramatic eyes OR lips; never both.
2. If you have thin eyelashes, always use an eyeliner. We will cover eyeliner later.
3. I am sure something else.
Guys, this is going to be TERRIBLY boring for you, so I recommend not watching it unless you are a cross-dresser and need tips.
So, here’s the video!
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9 responses so far ↓
1 Shiny // Apr 6, 2008 at 10:07 am
Re: Lower lash eyeliner — due to my high school days as a theater geek, I became surprisingly proficient in eyelining myself (albeit not the liquid stuff). I always wonder if I should include this skill set on my resume…
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2 ajooja // Apr 6, 2008 at 11:13 am
Almost every guy I know thinks eyeliner is sexy, yet many women think of it as something “slutty” or at least “80’s.”
When will women learn?
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3 Robin // Apr 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Ok, here is the deal. I have really long mascara, do I still need to use any and what kind do you suggest? I would probably only use it for when I get fancied up.
I hope Fab is taking notes…
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4 Karl // Apr 6, 2008 at 8:11 pm
You had me at “eyelash curler.”
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5 dmarks // Apr 6, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Karl: Oh… sounds like a Winter Olympic sport!
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6 Winter // Apr 6, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I don’t think my little stubs will even fit in the eyelash curler anymore! LOL I never thought of using hairspray on a toothbrush! I used to use a tiny dab of mousse or gel on a brow brush. Which really amounts to the same thing. Unfortunately for me, I inherited the “surprised” look from my mom. Thin brows, highly arched. I don’t have much hair for brows and never did. I only have to pluck a tiny bit every few months now. I do have to darken them a little if I really want them to look nice. Most people have no clue how to do that either. It’s sad. Great video! Someone who know nada will learn a lot from you.
BTW… I am your purse expert. Email me. We’ll talk designer bags.
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7 whall // Apr 7, 2008 at 7:05 am
Unfortunately, I still cannot view video on my blackberry. However, maybe my new Zune will help me catch up with people’s vlogs, assuming I can subscribe to just video from the blogs.
Also, I would think a cross-dresser needing good tips might find someone like Eliot Spitzer. I hear he tips well.
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8 Absurdist // Apr 8, 2008 at 6:09 am
Shiny:
Um…
Ajooja:
Yes, but only if applied properly. The whole point is to pop the eyelashes. Most guys I know like the natural look. Of course, even though they THINK that means no makeup, that’s not what it truly means.
Robin:
Don’t get a lengthening one. Let me take a look and make a recommendation. Since funds are low, I need to recommend one from the regular store. Will write you on it.
Karl:
Is that the point at which you turned off the video?
Dmarks:
Isn’t that a silly sport? I never understood it, but it looks hard.
Winter, good point.
I guess I will need to take a look and see what to do about short eyelashes and curling them. Unless you put on single eyelashes, which I would imagine is a total pain in the ass.
Would you be willing to guest post on purses?
Whall:
What I actually hear is that you want to cross-dress for Halloween, so I can come down and do your makeup.
9 Winter // Apr 8, 2008 at 8:06 am
I got your back on the purses. I even have pics! (I am such a purse whore.)
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Come on man. You know you want to say something!