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Divination Meme from Wayne

January 23rd, 2008 · 21 Comments

Well, I was finally tagged by a meme.  Apparently, everyone was, so I am not special.

Wayne apparently created his own meme.  Not sure if it is any good, but since he’s my friend, I will humor him.

How do I present myself to the world?  For My Broken Heart (Reba)

Probably True

What do I value the most?  My Wish (Rascall Flatts)

Probably True

How do I communicate with others?  I’m Good Now (Bob Schneider)

Yes, I lie.

Where do I come from?  Cumbersome (Seven Mary Three)

Very true.  My family SUCKED growing up.

How do I creatively express myself (or how do I have fun)?  Pain (Three Days Grace)

True

How does my work environment contribute to my overall wellbeing?  Anything But Ordinary (Avril)

True.  I change my work like I change my undewear.  About three times a week.

What kind of person am I attracted to?  Crashed (Daughtry) 

Not really.

How do I view death/transformation? Mobile (Avril) 

Very true.

What are my beliefs? Soak Up the Sun (Sheryl Crowe)

I try.

What do I want to be known for / what is my calling?  Live Like You Were Dying (Tim McGraw)

This is absolutely true. Dead-on.

What kinds of friends do I have?  Falls On Me (Fuel)

Um, what?  Oh wait.  Yes, my previous friends (not now) were really fucked up and always fell on me to fix everything.

What are my dreams *really* about?  Naked (Avril)

Probably means that I have lots of dreams about my insecurities. My dreams are incredibly literal.  Except I am not naked.  I am always traveling, and always having problems with security.  Gues that’s my “always change jobs because I have a problem with authority” deal.

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21 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mr. Fabulous // Jan 23, 2008 at 4:43 am

    You lie? So I am not really your favorite person in the whole wide world?

  • 2 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 6:27 am

    I lie about everything BUT you….

    No, seriously… It’s true…

  • 3 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 7:38 am

    Wow. Very insightful shuffle! :)

  • 4 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 7:39 am

    You think? I wasn’t sure. I need to go back and read yours.

  • 5 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 7:42 am

    Mine was a bit more light hearted in its reveal. Yours was deep and shit. :)

  • 6 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 7:45 am

    I didn’t mean to! Honest! I guess that’s what I get for being all open to the universe and shit with my chackras relatively balanced.

    And of course, I did it before screaming at my friend for one hour.

    I blame full moon and bleeding all over myself. I swear, I am on the full moon cycle. I get my period every time the moon is full, which is a bad sign. I turn into a werewolf and a vampiress at the same time.

  • 7 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:18 am

    I just added answers to my set, in the comments. Thanks for that suggestion. I considered doing it last night but you definitely gave me the push I needed to actually do it. And, I like deep. Nothin’ wrong with deep.

  • 8 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:23 am

    Okay, who took away my poopy and turned her into someone that isn’t all mad at me all the time?

  • 9 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:28 am

    mln

    Better? :D

  • 10 Wayne // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:06 am

    I think Poppy forgot to LOLcatize her mln for you. I can help n this situation.


    I has a finger. Let me shows you it

    mln

    And thanx for taking the meme! Question - did you ask questions aloud before clicking next? Your answers are pretty good.

  • 11 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:10 am

    *SNORT*

    Oh, Wah, I pph you for that.

    I asked them “aloud” in my head, with my internal voice, yes. I mean it.

  • 12 Wayne // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Poppy, happy for the pph. I should clarify that while I think your answers are pretty good as well, my “question” question was for Abs. :)

  • 13 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:47 am

    oops :D sawwy

  • 14 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Well, I didn’t ask out loud… I mean, duh, I am not nuts. I save that for the little voice in my head.

    I just concentrated really hard on it, squeezed my eyes, and whispered, there’s no place like home.

    And poppy, shit, don’t make me go look shit up AGAIN!

  • 15 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    If you are the one looking at it, it should be nlm… DUH. And you want us to look AT it…sooo… nlm to you…

  • 16 Poppy // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    I. am. LEFT. HANDED.

  • 17 chelle // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    fuckin’ weirdo.

  • 18 Wayne // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    EXcellent point Abs. Now I need to correct it and make it much more clear.

    And I needs to use both hands.

    nlm mln
    \ / \ /
    | |

    Of course it only works if the tag I just put in works :)

  • 19 Poppy // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:50 am

    Wah, it worked in my comment email. Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

    Abs, I’m weird because I’m left handed? I flip off with my LEFT HAND. mln

  • 20 chelle // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:52 am

    **?????***

    What worked in your email? The little v’s?

  • 21 Poppy // Jan 24, 2008 at 10:24 am

    When I look at Wah’s little finger puppets here they look stoopid, but in my email they lined up properly.

Come on man. You know you want to say something!