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Decoratin’ with the Dad

July 6th, 2008 · 11 Comments

So, it’s common knowledge that men typically are not good decorators, except Robin’s hubby, who would take tips from Martha Stewart. Other than him, though, I think we can all agree on men’s decorating habits.

My dad (and I got permission on this one to give him a hard time) has quite the idea when it comes to decorating. Apparently, all you need is one extra sheet and a couple of binder clips.

For years, I thought that my dad was decorating on the fly, intending to go with something more permanent later on. After nine or ten years of this, though, I have finally realized that this IS the real deal.

At least he doesn’t have tin foil on the windows.

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11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Robin // Jul 6, 2008 at 10:01 am

    I think it’s sheet sheik.

  • 2 laughingattheslut // Jul 6, 2008 at 10:54 am

    I have done the same thing.

    Does that make me a man?

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  • 3 dmarks // Jul 6, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Must make me a man too.

    However, two pieces of ductape at each corner will hold the sheet too.

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  • 4 Evil Genius // Jul 6, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Oh well, at least you know what you can get his this Christmas!!! :-)
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  • 5 whall // Jul 7, 2008 at 9:36 am

    How do we know he doesn’t have tin foil on the windows? He’s obviously hiding something.

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  • 6 hellohahanarf // Jul 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    i might also be a man…i have done this.
    except with a pretty and fancy schmancy shower curtain.
    oh yeah.

  • 7 Kelley // Jul 8, 2008 at 5:09 am

    My dad wouldn’t have even noticed that something needed to be done. My mother would have decoupaged something hideous to match the sheet.

  • 8 Absurdist // Jul 8, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Robin: Very good. Very very good.

    Slut: No, it just makes you white trash.

    Dmarks: I am so with you. I love duct tape. It fixes EVERYTHING.

    Genius: OMG, you have no idea. when it looked like I was going to be moving here, he kept asking me what color curtains I wanted for every room. I am like, dude, the walls are fake wood, the carpet is baby-shit brown, and all the blinds need to be replaced. I think we can hold off on curtains for now.

    Whall: We reserve the tin foil for hats to keep the aliens from reading our minds. And we reuse it.

    Narf: Now that’s better. That, I could see.

    Kelley: My mom redecorated the house I grew up in. She put in a pink toilet with a blue bathtub. Does that sound like your mom?

  • 9 vulgarwizard // Jul 12, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Uhm . . . I’ve had tin foils on windows before . . . I am a sad, sad woman. hehe

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  • 10 Chica // Jul 13, 2008 at 12:54 am

    How friggin genius, I’ve always just used tacs! Never had the tinfoil thing though, never will.

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  • 11 fico // Aug 12, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Nice conversation here,bit funny for me,what you talking about.

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