Okay, so I have mastered the art of cropping. For your viewing pleasure, below is a picture of my booby boil before I lanced it. Now it just looks worse and bigger with a big ‘ole hole in it.
So, let’s have a caption contest and at least have some fun for my misery. Come up with your best shot. And by the way, that is NOT a nipple.
13 responses so far ↓
1 Winter // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:27 am
“Sulu! Reverse thrusters! Don’t let it suck us in!”
I suck at captions. Hope you’re feeling better!
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2 SwanShadow // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:29 am
For decades, scientists have pondered the question: Is that a human face on the surface of Mars?
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3 Shelli // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:52 am
“That’s not a boil, that’s your nipple,” said the Doctor.
Seriously, honey, please get it checked out.
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4 Shelli // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:52 am
Oh, you betta approve me, Sistah!
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5 Mr. Fabulous // Apr 15, 2008 at 2:21 am
If it’s all the same to you, I will continue to pretend it’s a nipple.
I can’t jack off to it otherwise.
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6 Robin // Apr 15, 2008 at 6:37 am
Ouch.
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7 Absurdist // Apr 15, 2008 at 8:09 am
Winter:
Dead on!
Swanshadow:
And you gotta wonder why my fucking pores are so big.
Shelli:
That was weird. I thought you had posted here before.
Fab:
Um that would be one hell of a weird looking nipple. But whatever floats your boat.
Robin:
No kidding. Lancing it was a bad idea. Now it hurts worse.
8 Shelli // Apr 15, 2008 at 8:26 am
I know! I have commented before. But you may have upgraded or something since then. It’s been awhile.
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9 Karl // Apr 15, 2008 at 8:30 am
“Satellite photography shows that the volcano is about to erupt.”
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10 Absurdist // Apr 15, 2008 at 11:56 am
Shelli:
It does that from time to time. Sigh.
Karl:
I like yours the best so far!
11 Tori // Apr 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
OK… I suck at captions… but you gotta email me and tell me what came out of that sucka!
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12 RxVenomQueen // Apr 15, 2008 at 7:18 pm
“Self-taken picture of nipple at extreme close-up angle to attach to resume for the waitress position at Hooter’s Restaurant.”
LOL…I totally thought that was a nip pic until I read it wasn’t!
13 Absurdist // Apr 16, 2008 at 7:41 am
Tori: It’s actually a third nipple. No, the typical stuff you would expect came out of it. Didn’t make a damned bit of difference unfortunately.
Shiny Female:
Baby, you KNOW it!
Come on man. You know you want to say something!