Wayne thought it would be a good idea to make the previous post a capture me contest. So, I have done so. I have selected Wayne and Poppy to judge the three categories because Wayne knows what all these are.
—-Update—-
The man in pictures 7 and 8 is my ex-boyfriend, Jason.
—-/Update—-
Please put your captions in the comment section.
Contest will close at 11:59 p.m. on Wednesday, February 6th central time.
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1. Funniest capture:
$25 Starbucks gift card for funniest capture.
2. Nicest:
$15 Itunes gift car for nicest capture.
3. Meanest capture:
I will fly to your location to meet with you for dinner (in the continental US). Girls included, It’s not like I am going to hit on you. I will pay for up to four star dinner. (Note: I would really prefer to know you via blogging, but I know those who post on my blog most of all. Family members do not count, since I see you all the time.)
You can post for all three, in case you would like to try for all three. But you can’t win more than one prize so that it’s fair.
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31 responses so far ↓
1 metalmom // Feb 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Where do want me to put it?
MY CAPTIONS YOU PERV!
Here? or in an email? I got some!!!
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2 Absurdist // Feb 3, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Hey, don’t be all blaming my ass MM! This was Wayne’s mom. Like Fab’s contest, just put them in the comments! That way everyone can enjoy them!
M–
3 Robin // Feb 3, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I hope I did this right, sorry they aren’t all that great.
Picture 1:
“What were you thinking when you decorated this place?”
Picture 2:
“I prefer you get my profile”
Picture 3:
“I told you, we are not going to the prom together!”
Picture 4:
“This hairstyle only took 2 1/2 cans of hairspray.”
Picture 5:
“I only had to sleep with a few teachers to get here.”
Picture 6:
“How whorish does this lipstick make me look?”
Picture 7:
“Admit it, this gotee makes me extra sexy, right?”
Picture 8:
“I swear, we did not just have hot and sweaty sex.”
Robin’s last blog post..What’s My Name Bitch?
4 Poppy // Feb 3, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Poppy does not like to win things, it embarrasses her. But I’m liking everyone else’s tries!!!
5 Absurdist // Feb 3, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Poppy, then you and Wayne are officially the judges. Sound good?
6 Absurdist // Feb 4, 2008 at 12:10 am
Where are my damned pictures?????
7 Absurdist // Feb 4, 2008 at 12:35 am
From Jester: (I had to redo post, it’s all jacked up):
1. “Mom, you’re really going to regret this fucking ugly sunflower print on the stairs.”
2. “How I spent my prom: alone in puffy sleeves, hanging out with midgets.”
3. “Thank God for the valet.”
4. “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille…. Where are you going!?”
5. “I still wear my costume from the high school’s production of ‘Steel Magnolias.’ Only now I wear it as a bib.”
6. “What you don’t know is that I’m not wearing any pants.”
7. “He just figured out I’m not wearing a bra, either.”
8. “I’ve been so happy since my husband agreed to carry the kid. He’s due in 4 months.”
8 Absurdist // Feb 4, 2008 at 12:41 am
Jester, I hate to tell you this, but that’s a couch.. Not stairs… I know. Worse!
9 Wayne // Feb 4, 2008 at 1:24 am
Great. I made the best captions of all and now I’m a judge and I assume that disqualifies me.
Shoot. And I wanted me some Sullivan’s.
Wayne’s last blog post..Stuff you don’t want to MISC, #32
10 Mr. Fabulous // Feb 4, 2008 at 4:23 am
1. “Uh oh. I hope this rug is Scotchguarded.”
2. “I can’t believe I’m missing The Love Boat for this…”
3. “Boy, this floor sure is uneven.”
4. “Yeah, I keep a family of gerbils in my hair, so what? Mind your own fucking business.”
5. “I like wearing vinyl!”
6. “I am sooo high right now.”
7. ?
8. ?
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Let’s not be all wordy today?
11 Poppy // Feb 4, 2008 at 8:41 am
YIPPY! CLAPPY HANDS! YES!!!
12 Absurdist // Feb 4, 2008 at 9:05 am
FAb: How come you couldn’t come up wiht seven and eight? Okay, just so you guys know, that’s my ex-boyfriend Jason.
PoppY: You is so eeeezeeeed to puweeeazzzee
Wayne: Does anyone think that Wayne should be able to do captions since he knew me during the last three photos?
Plus, coming to visit you is no big deal. And it requires that I see my family, since I can drive to Austin.
The point is to use my AA and Marriott points to meet someone I HAVEN’T MET yet. I come down to visit with you and my family all the time.
13 Topncal // Feb 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm
1. God why couldn’t I be born to parents with better taste in furniture.
2. Always a brides maid and never a bride.
3. Even at this young age my parents knew I would grow up to be a fag hag.
4. Don’t I look like a movie star
5. If I stand in front of the bookshelf people will think I’m smart insted of knowing the truth that I rented this from Molly’s Costume Shop
6.
7. I bet you guys didn’t know I dated Harry Blackstone Jr.
8. Clearly Absurdist was the better looking of this power couple
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14 Wayne // Feb 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm
So since I can’t caption or heckle the pictures (wait, maybe I did last post…) I can at least heckle you for your horrendous spelling of February in the post itself.
… unless there’s an actual Wednesday, Saturday 6th.
Oh, it’s “central time.” that explains it. Everything’s ahead here.
Wayne’s last blog post..Stuff you don’t want to MISC, #32
15 Absurdist // Feb 4, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Don’t give me shit… I had been drinking.
Pinky: “Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow?”
Brain: Pinky, what we do every day; try to take over the world!”
BTW, what KIND OF CRACK WAS I DOING?????
16 Absurdist // Feb 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Wayne, if you want to play, you can. I can get someone to judge that isn’t you. It seems as though you have a lot to say, and I would imagine it’s rather mean, so I guess that means I have to come visit you.
so I leave it up to you… You decide if you want to play or not, and I can find a different judge if you would like. It’s not like people are swarming over here to see if they can win anything.
17 The Absurdist » What the Meme? // Feb 5, 2008 at 9:26 am
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18 metalmom // Feb 5, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I came up with three…then I got sleepy and took a nap!
1- I lost one leg in the abortion….so what? It coulda been worse!
2- I refuse to make eye contact with anyone while I’m wearing this dress!!
3- I wish I could marry him….maybe if we moved to Alabama….?
metalmom’s last blog post..Be Submissive
19 Killer // Feb 5, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Fashionably late:
1. Although Billy was emotionally scarred from being dressed like a girl…the home decor was much more discussed while in therapy.
2. Because it’s Texas, I will not presume to know which female is getting married in this picture.
3. Why are you both leaning? Did you get married on a boat?
4. I loved the B-52’s.
5. Homeschool graduation day lacked a good deal of the pomp.
6. Worst Picture Frame Ever!
7. That looks like me with more hair.
8. God, I hope that is a bong in the lower left corner, otherwise this pic has no redeeming humorous qualities.
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20 Absurdist // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:32 am
I can always count on you guys to come up with some hilarious shit!
21 Poppy // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:40 am
This is going to be hard to judge.
22 Absurdist // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:42 am
Thank god you’re doing it and not me. Don’t worry: I am going to put together this elaborate spreadsheet with the pics and the answers beside it so and Wayne you can figure out and tally up and declare the winners.
I make things eaaazzyyyyy…
23 Poppy // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:57 am
Yaaaaaaaay!
Fab has a judging thing or two to learn from you.
24 Absurdist // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:59 am
LOL. Wait till you see this spreadsheet I have put together for you with a rating system and auto calcs and crap. It’s going to make your life easy. I didn’t want this to be that hard for you guys; mostly I just wanted you to rate them. NO hard work involved!!!!
25 Poppy // Feb 6, 2008 at 9:13 am
Thank you, because:
A. I have a short attention span.
B. I’m lazy.
26 Epiphany // Feb 6, 2008 at 11:31 am
Okay so I wandered in from Fab’s little corner of the world, heehee. Couldn’t resist…
Although I suppose that makes you exempt from prize # 3 in the unlikely event that I win
1. “I just took a dump on your floor. Don’t worry, it’ll match the couch.”
2. “Don’t worry sweety, Mommy’s just going out for…some cigarettes. I’ll be right back.”
3. “Gee I sure am glad we got married on this cruise ship.”
“Yeah, just wait until we get our sea legs!”
4. “This is me before the re-assignment operation…”
5. “Of course I’m going to college, Mom and Dad.”
6. “Just me and my tree…chillin’.”
7. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
8. “So we wait until after he takes the picture, right?” “Right.”
27 Fig // Feb 6, 2008 at 5:05 pm
so I popped over here from Fab’s
and had to comment on #4…
I will NEVER let Buster Poindexter do my hair again!
btw… I had high rise hair too… weren’t the 80’s great?!
Fig’s last blog post..Appetite Suppressant
28 Kelley // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:43 pm
1. MY LEG!!!! WHERE IS MY OTHER LEG????
1. Why does Mommy always insist on stapling little pieces of ribbon to my head? Don’t you know that staples cause brain damage? Shit, I might turn out to be a blogger or something…..
2. Oh look something shiny!!!! Um, what was I doing again?
3. I married Inspector Gadget. Go Go Gadget arms!
4. Seriously. Does this hair make me look taller?
Shit. I got nothin’. Probably too late anyway. I just wanted to enter so you would have kittens when you realise I am in AUSTRALIA!!!
Bwaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!
Hey Fab, make sure I win and then get a photo of her face when she realises how much a ticket to Oz is. But the cost is offset by the fact that the only 4 star restaurant here is McDonalds…
29 Absurdist // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm
LOL Kelley. Good thing I put “continental US” in my stipulation regarding travel above!
30 Kelley // Feb 7, 2008 at 2:25 am
Damn. I never read the fine print. Probably why I ended up with these children running around wanting FOOD and stuff. Sheesh. Who knew you actually had to SWALLOW those birth control pills…..
31 Absurdist // Feb 7, 2008 at 7:49 am
Kelley, you are one hilarious bitch! I love you! Am reading your site now.
Come on man. You know you want to say something!