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Brain Damaged

June 16th, 2008 · 10 Comments

I am officially brain-damaged.  Seriously.  My memories are shot for the last year.  In addition, anything that is occurring real-time slips out of my head like a sieve.

I can’t tell you how fun it is to not remember a fucking thing from the last 12 months and have your closest friends remind you.  I don’t know what my daily routine is.  I don’t’ know what it is it that I do when I get up in the morning.  I don’t know what my regular evening routine is.  It’s all gone.  It’s shot.

It’s not going to come back either.  At least, that is what I am told.  Fabulous.

Well, I am off to find a mover to move me back home with my father.  Yea!  Could I be a bigger winner?

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10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Robin // Jun 16, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    How do you lose your memory? I must read up on what happened again.

    Robins last blog post..Being Outted

  • 2 Motley // Jun 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I have friends with terrible memory. They don’t remember things that had just happened, etc. It’s sort of strange. And they’re in high school!

    Motleys last blog post..Weekend Review

  • 3 Tug // Jun 16, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    I’m with Robin, what happened??

    Tugs last blog post..The shock & surprise of it all

  • 4 Winter // Jun 16, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    I’m sure you’ll tell us what’s going on as soon as you are up to it. Meanwhile, welcome back. You were missed!

    Winters last blog post..Mega Monday

  • 5 whall // Jun 16, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    You posted this yesterday. Must we go through this again?

    (joke)

    whalls last blog post..VLOG Episode #3: Wayne’s 3-minute DITL

  • 6 metalmom // Jun 17, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Don’t forget me! I’m the who loves you!

    metalmoms last blog post..Hemorrhage

  • 7 Finn // Jun 17, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Is this from the MRSA? Or the treatment, probably. That sucks.

    Oh, and don’t forget you owe me $500. A money order will be fine.

    Finns last blog post..And All That That Implies

  • 8 Absurdist // Jun 17, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Robin:
    Lots of ways to lose memory. for me, it was ECT.

    Motley:
    Okay, that’s pretty bad.

    Tug:
    Check latest post.

    Winter:
    Thanks girl.

    Wayne:
    As usual, bite me. Again.

    MM:
    Never thought it was anyone else!

    Finn:
    Hm. $500? Let’s wait for my stimulus check. Oh yeah, I forgot. I filed an extension on my return until October. Mwahahahahha.

  • 9 Absurdist // Jun 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    Robin:
    Bilateral ECT causes both retro and antero grade memory loss, which is previous memories, and the ability to make new memories. I didn’t know about the latter, and I wasn’t supposed to lose as many previous memories as I did. This is just awful. Read latest post.

    Motley:
    Thank god it’s not just me. What scares me the most is my current inability to form new memories. It’s very frustrating for my family, and I am very, very alone. I don’t trust myself, because every time I turn around, I have either already done something, or forgot what I did. I mean, good god, note my new and latest blog entry. Could I have duplicated this one more???

    Tug:
    Check latest entry. Thought you guys might like the whole story.

    Winter:
    Thanks girl. I missed all you guys too. I am really glad you guys are posting comments, because otherwise, I would be totally screwed. As soon as I see your name, you guys pop back into my memory, thank god!

    Wayne:
    It’s a good thing you are my best friend, or I would bring my psychotic self down to Austin, make you take me to pluckers and pay, then hurt you severely.

    MM:
    You, my dear, I remember, and love dearly.

    Finn:
    Gonna have to take it out in sex trade. I am broke. :-(

    And shit. Did anyone notice that I just responded to all of you twice?????

  • 10 Tug // Jun 17, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Hang in there sweetie… ((hugs)) and MUCH luck & prayers!

    Tugs last blog post..The shock & surprise of it all

Come on man. You know you want to say something!