Stole this from Turnbaby.
You’re feeling: much better. Even libido is back. And excited about the job!
To your left: is a lamp that apparently eats light bulbs.
On your mind: Wondering if I will ever have real sex again or a relationship.
Last meal included: Two containers of lime yogurt.
You sometimes find it hard to: get off my ass.
The weather: fucking humid. WTF? This is Dallas!
Something you have a collection of: Snow globes. And porn.
A smell that cheers you up: That lavender flower that looks like grapes when it blooms, and attracts tons of bees.
A smell that can ruin your mood: Barf and single-man house smell. You know what I am talking about.
How long since you last shaved: Which part? My legs? OMG, like, two weeks.
The current state of your hair: As usual, unbrushed, hasn’t been washed in three days, and is on top of my head.
The largest item on your desk/workspace (not computer): A bunch of technical books.
Your skill with chopsticks: Poking someone in the eye with them.
Which section to head for first in a bookstore: Technical and New Age.
Something you’re craving: Someone to touch my boobs.
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: It’s kinda ridiculous for me to vote since Texas will go McCain. **sigh**
How many times have you been hospitalized this year: None.
Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: I like to go to the park and sit there with my dogs. That’s about all they can handle, since they can’t walk 1/10th of a mile. I like to write while I am there.
You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: Physicist
Something that freaks you out a little: That damned bridge in Mobile.
Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: Reece’s Pieces.
You have never been to: Zimbabwe.
You never want to: have to change my bipolar meds again. Unfortunately, they all stop working after a period of time.
18 responses so far ↓
1 Kelley // Apr 24, 2008 at 8:22 am
HEY! That meme made me kinda sad. Memes are not supposed to be sad and serious and stuff!
I would totally touch your boobs if I wasn’t on the other side of the world, and a chick, and not really that interested in boobs unless they are fake ones and I can do comparison shopping…
2 Mr. Fabulous // Apr 24, 2008 at 8:33 am
What kind of porn?
3 Finn // Apr 24, 2008 at 8:40 am
Oh for God’s sake. Come here - I’ll touch your boobs…
Finns last blog post..Thursday Photo: Cookies!
4 Tug // Apr 24, 2008 at 8:45 am
Wash your hair, shave your legs, & GO HAVE SEX!
(yes, I’m well aware - painfully aware - it’s not that easy, or I’d be a lot happier right now, but it sounds good, doesn’t it?)
Tugs last blog post..Question(s) of the Day!
5 Absurdist // Apr 24, 2008 at 8:47 am
Kelly:
LOL. Was it sad? I need to re-read. You are obsessed with fake boobs? I could always get an enlargement and get to G status.
Fab:
You know, the usual. Beastiality, Asian stage sex, victimization, running trains…
Finn:
YES! Finally an offer!
6 Absurdist // Apr 24, 2008 at 9:23 am
Tug: I would do all that, but I would have to have sex with myself, which doesn’t require getting all dressed up.
7 Tug // Apr 24, 2008 at 9:25 am
*sigh*
yeah. I get it.
Tugs last blog post..Question(s) of the Day!
8 Robin // Apr 24, 2008 at 10:01 am
What kind of porn?
9 TSM // Apr 24, 2008 at 10:23 am
Your hair is on top of your head? And apparently, on your legs, as well!
Sounds like you’re all set to me! Porn, don’t have to shower or shave and you already have someone to have sex and play with your boobs! I expect a blog post about this…
10 Karl // Apr 24, 2008 at 11:22 am
I used to think Dallas got plenty humid. Then I moved to Florida. Ugh.
Karls last blog post..100 Things About Karl, Part Five
11 Winter // Apr 24, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I have a porn collection too. I am the proprietress of PornFest after all. Porn is good for you.
12 Motley // Apr 24, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Porn? I like porn! I agree with my mom, porn is good for you. =]
Unless it drains you of cash. Then it’s not so good.
I want someone to touch my boobs too. ;_;
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13 dmarks // Apr 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“The weather: fucking humid. WTF? This is Dallas!”
Huh? I thought it was always inhumanly hot and humid there except in January, February, and March.
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14 Turnbaby // Apr 25, 2008 at 4:23 am
Ooooo the bridge thing—it’s funny how many people have that one too.
Turnbabys last blog post..Dreaming
15 laughingattheslut // Apr 25, 2008 at 6:56 am
I’ve been busy and apparently not paying attention.
Did you get a job? When? Where?
Details please.
laughingatthesluts last blog post..What the hell was I thinking?
16 whall // Apr 25, 2008 at 7:31 am
Maybe one of the benefits at the new job is a hot male bigboob-obsessed masseuse who doesn’t know how to keep his hands to himself.
17 Absurdist // Apr 25, 2008 at 8:00 am
Tug:
Isn’t it sad? Two highly available chicks relying on batteries.
Robin:
See my comments back to Fab. Of COURSE he had to ask. Seriously, I don’t have porn. I just read literotica.
TSM:
Yeah. On a serious note though, I just miss human touch. Makes me bitchy. I will actually go a year without any type of human touch.
Karl:
Actually, Dallas is quite dry. First up is Houston, then San Antonio then Austin. Ugh!
Winter:
We should make a new conference called PORNCON.
Motley:
I’m with you. I personally like literotica better. Leaves more to the imagination.
DMarks: Nope. We are too far north to get the humidity that central and east texas gets.
Turnbaby: Yeah, right? That bridge in Mobile (I think it’s in Mobile) REALLY freaks me out.
Slut:
Actually, I should be getting an offer from that job I have been interviewing for over the last three weeks. Plus, my recruiter that works for IBM has been sending me slews of jobs to apply for. Yea! When it rains it pours.
Wayne:
God I should be so lucky.
18 SwanShadow // Apr 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I like the fact that you mentioned boobs and McCain on consecutive lines.
SwanShadows last blog post..On my office walls
Come on man. You know you want to say something!