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Entries from October 2008

National Brotherhood Week

July 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Yesterday, I was quite concerned that I may have offended people of a certain race/religion. Today, I want to take a moment and share with you how I truly love each and every one of you, just the way you are.
In order to do that, I turn to Tom Lehrer, my favorite ex-singer/songwriter/Harvard […]

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A Job is’a Comin’

July 8th, 2008 · 19 Comments

Well, good news.  A job offer is in the system awaiting the final rubber stamp, and will be forwarded to me for acceptance very soon.  This means that I won’t be knocking on your doors, dogs in tow, begging to sleep on your couch and eat your post toasties.
My pro-bono personal coach asked me […]

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Tags: Self-Pity and other personal thoughts

Decoratin’ with the Dad

July 6th, 2008 · 11 Comments

So, it’s common knowledge that men typically are not good decorators, except Robin’s hubby, who would take tips from Martha Stewart. Other than him, though, I think we can all agree on men’s decorating habits.
My dad (and I got permission on this one to give him a hard time) has quite the idea when […]

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Why I haven’t been around

July 5th, 2008 · 10 Comments

I have decided to share with you why I have not been around as much as usual.  I have received copious amounts of email (3) showing extreme concern about where I have been.
Some of you know that I am bipolar.  I have been diagnosed and medicated for twenty years.  I am extremely diligent about my […]

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Tags: Self-Pity and other personal thoughts

Jitterbug

July 4th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Today was the day.  My father got his new Palm Centro with the fucking tiny-ass little buttons and more menu options than a Cheesecake Factory menu.
There were many things that needed to be done; ringtone, adding names and numbers, figuring out how to make a call, etc.  Oh, and learning how to send a text […]

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