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Entries from July 2008

Mini-Blog: Amendment to Eyelash Curling

April 22nd, 2008 · 10 Comments

I received a comment on my first youtube video on the girly-girl series on eyelash curling. I thought I would give the comment a try. The girl indicated that I was wrong about eyelash curling. She said that you start at the end, curl, move to the middle, curl and move to […]

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Tags: Girly-Girl Series

Workout? Yeah, Right.

April 22nd, 2008 · 22 Comments

For years, I have been hell-bent on getting in shape. There are many reasons; getting a date, feeling better, more energy, fitting into a fucking airplane seat comfortably without irritating the person next to me, getting a date, oh and getting a date.
Besides traveling, there are a number of reasons that this hasn’t worked […]

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Tags: Self-Pity and other personal thoughts

Girly Girl Series: Purses

April 20th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Heya, I’m Winter from Life or Something Like (B)it! Chelle asked me to drop by and bring you the next installment of the Girly Girl Series because I am a self confessed Purse Ho. I’ve always had a thing for a well made purse. Who doesn’t like the smell of quality leather anyway? However, in […]

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Tags: Girly-Girl Series · Guest Posts

The Store is Closed

April 20th, 2008 · 9 Comments

The store is closed due to illness. The freak will return as soon as all bacteria have been eradicated.

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Tags: Notifications

Ode to my two favorite hot bloggers

April 18th, 2008 · 13 Comments

I have two favorite hot bloggers. Today, I woo them both with poems from the depths of my loins. Both are at the top, so I am putting them in alphabetical order.
My two favorite hot bloggers are Dave II and Karl. Running in third place is Shiny, but alas, he’s married.
Ode to Dave II
Your prose […]

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Tags: Things that make you go hmm....