Shaktalfoochiemamma Osamabinlama Dahli called me a moment ago. First of all, I hate it when recruiting companies put recruiters on the phone that CANNOT speak American such that I can understand a fucking word that they are saying. I can’t tell you how many times I have received calls from recruiters that can’t […]

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(**all images have been stolen maliciously)
I was introduced this evening by Top
to Jester’s band

Total Eclipse, The San Francisco Bay Area’s Premier 70’s & 80’s Rock and Pop Party Band!
I had no idea what it was… It’s a band. Duh.
I also had no idea that it is Jester’s […]

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I got nuthin’ today. I tried. I really tried. I even researched how to create an interesting blog entry that you guys might have actually wanted to read. Alas, nothing happened in my brain. Sometimes, I just got nuthin’. I just feel like total dogshit emotionally.
My meds are all […]

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Today, I am doing the “Pay It Forward” thingy. I do want to make a comment (most likely will be unpopular) about Pay It Forward.
Now, we all know that the game works this way: I pick three numbers, and the commenters associated with those three numbers get a gift. The real “Pay It Forward”, […]

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First off:
Searches that brought people to my site:

“Dream Universe Part I”
“Spanish” “inferior language”
“Solitude -Ella Wheeler Wilcox”
“Booby Bag”
“Invictus Bill”
“Sex Therapist DFW”
“Abbot and Costello Skit”
“Hilarious dream job?”
“objectivism and quantum mechanics”
“What Star Trek character are you”

So, a friend of mine sent me a bunch of pics with animals in it. This is MY version of LOLCats. […]

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