My  hair expert is incredible.  She is so much fun too.  I refuse to call her a hairstylist.  She is a hair expert.  Period.  As you all know, I have hair extensions.  So when I go in to get my extensions redone, I spend the entire day at the salon.  Thank god for Jade.  She is not only an expert in my extensions, but I have such a great time that eight or nine hours fly by, and the day is already gone.   We laugh, we joke, and we have a great time.  She is also fantastic at color, high and low lights, and styling.  If you need a new hair expert or want to try someone new, please give Jade a call.

So yesterday, we decided that we were going to write a screenplay as a joke.  We were joking around, and actually came up with a great idea.  It was fun; we spent the rest of the day (after talking about men, sex, our lives, and catching up) going over what this movie would be about.  It was fantastic.  It was very “Quentin Tarrantino” (spelling?), and honestly, I think it would fly.  Of course, we only got about three hours in on the movie; it took six hours to talk about men, boys, sex, love, work, gossiping, hating on people, bitching about celebrities, and what is wrong with men.  Oh, and another two hours on what is wrong with men.  And then some philosophical quandries like, who the hell decided that a dolphin or a rabbit on a vibrator was something a woman would want?  We figured some man came up with that idea. 

We came up with a few questions to ponder:

1. How do sex toy companies QA their products?

2. Why didn’t they just make Lassie a boy in the show when the dog was a male dog?

3. What if the DNA in my hair was linked to a serial killer, since my hair is linked to someone else in Asia?  If I were missing, and they asked for a DNA sample from my hairbrush, what would they tell my parents?  I am sorry, but your daughter is actually Asian and she lives in Southeast China…

So, basically, we had a great time talking and hating on men, gossiping and all that typical stuff that happens in the exclusive female club of the hair salon.  Good news; we wen’t darker with my hair.  Over time, it lightened up a lot with highlights, so we got back to darker.  I have chunky highlights in my hair, and we think it looks really good.  I like chunky highlights.

So, if you want a great hair expert, go see Jade!