10 responses so far ↓

• 1 Poppy // Dec 29, 2007 at 9:05 am

  

  Duh, it’s the only thing I have scheduled for tomorrow!

• 2 Wayne // Dec 29, 2007 at 1:26 pm

  

  If an hour is a quickie, then I’m _really_ in trouble.

• 3 Mr. Fabulous // Dec 29, 2007 at 5:11 pm

  

  An hour with you is a quickie?

  I’ve really got to work on my stamina…

• 4 chelle // Dec 29, 2007 at 5:28 pm

  

  Well, actually, the post was a quickie.

  Pretty standard; about a minute and a half to post.

  I can’t even remember the last guy I slept with who could go a whole hour, or who even tried… Maybe my first husband?

  I think the average, based upon my quantitative, not qualitative experience is about twenty minutes. But that includes two fake orgasms for his pleasure.

• 5 Poppy // Dec 29, 2007 at 6:40 pm

  

  Wow, I may not be with him anymore, but I never ever neverneverevernever faked it with my husband. Never.

• 6 chelle // Dec 29, 2007 at 6:42 pm

  

  God, I fake it all the time.

  Men can be untrainable. No matter what you show them or teach them, they either don’t get it, or don’t take the time..

  My second major boyfriend was so emotionally constipated that he wouldn’t do anything but missionary, and no oral sex involved at all. He said that “Men’s Health told him that if he was too inhibited to do oral sex, that was okay.” So with him, every orgasm was a fake. I don’t think I ever had one orgasm with him.

• 7 chelle // Dec 29, 2007 at 6:43 pm

  

  Shit. I hope he is not reading this. We are still friends.

• 8 Poppy // Dec 29, 2007 at 7:36 pm

  

  I don’t believe in faking it. Either do it right (through intercourse or oral) or you don’t get the pleasure of my company.

• 9 chelle // Dec 30, 2007 at 9:11 am

  

  Well, the reason I fake it is not because of the guys, so much. It’s really about me… I am so messed up inside *sniff sniff* (insert sarcasm here).

  I have intimacy issues, and when I actually have feelings for a guy, I can’t have an orgasm. I try, even with guys I don’t know, but I just have a really hard time. So it’s really not their fault; it’s something with me. Except that boyfriend. He was just really bad.

  It could be my physiology though. My clit is really high, and it isn’t stimulated through normal intercourse. It takes forever, even with me doing my thing while he does his thing for me to orgasm, and by then, he is usually done… Not their fault; they hold on as long as they can for my sake.

  Oh well. I just do it so that they don’t feel badly. I probably shouldn’t, but I feel so badly because the reason I can’t, most times, is really my fault.

  /sarcsm and whininess off

  Just FYI: Don’t need your tough love on this one. I am working on it. And I am not all “woe is me” on the whole thing… So please do understand that the above is something that I am totally cool with.

  

  And didn’t you want to know all of that about me?

• 10 Poppy // Dec 30, 2007 at 9:41 am

  

  Ha, I’m not gonna give you tough love about the big O. But, this kinda does make it more important that your partner is willing to do oral. That’s all I’m thinking.

Come on man. You know you want to say something!