There is a new trend in bank robbery. Robbin’ in style. New, chic trends in fashion while robbing banks has become all the rage. Only the creative need apply.
Newer bank robbery fashion was released from Paris and NYC over the last year. The fashions have already made their way across the United States, in record time. Fashion tip? Dress in drag. (Since CNN.com SUCKS now that they have redone their site, the drag man bank robbery story has been dropped off the face of the earth.)
The Army/Navy Used Clothing Store has attempted to make a play for the bank robbery runway as well, in hopes of competing against some of the finest wig and tranny dress and shoe makers in the world. Army/Navy released new robbery garb, and the first sighting occurred yesterday.
This new trend comes just on the heels of yesterday’s “green” concerts around the world. Army/Navy appears to be making a play for the environment-conscious money grubber. Should their trends catch on, they stand to make a killing.
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