Great.
There was a double-shooting across the road from me. The husband died, and the wife is at the hospital; she was shot too. The gunman is on the loose.
I live in a really nice city/suburb too.
Fabu.
Sometimes I do wish I had a shotgun. In fact, there have been a couple of times where it would have been beneficial to have one, and I have been thinking about getting one. I am not one for handguns, but shotguns don’t go through walls, and the sound of cocking a shotgun in the dark is a very scary sound to any intruder. At least, it’s better than my fricken’ double-sided knife and baseball bat, which is hard to use from a supine position.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Mr. Fabulous // Dec 27, 2007 at 4:38 am
Please try to stay alive through Sunday evening.
2 chelle // Dec 27, 2007 at 7:20 am
I’ll try. I take it either you really want me to co-host your show with you, or you can’t replace me in time. I would imagine it’s the latter.
3 Wayne // Dec 27, 2007 at 10:00 am
Maybe they sell those little portable sound-makers that makes a sound just like a shotgun being cocked. Maybe some enterprising person could make and sell a bunch of those.
Oooh, ooh, oooh! and then it can make a sound of a husky man whispering “you stay here, honey, watch what I do to this bastard, heh heh heh (pause) YESSS, I promise to clean it up this time”
Come on man. You know you want to say something!