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Entries from August 2008

Great. Now there is a murderer on the loose in my neighborhood

December 26th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Great.
There was a double-shooting across the road from me.  The husband died, and the wife is at the hospital; she was shot too.  The gunman is on the loose.
I live in a really nice city/suburb too.
Fabu. 
Sometimes I do wish I had a shotgun.  In fact, there have been a couple of times where it would […]

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Tags: Self-Pity and other personal thoughts

How Totally Creepy is This?

December 26th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Okay.  I am sorry, but this obscure experience is totally creepy.
Had some time off, so I was reading A Practical Guide to Vibrational Medicine by Richard Gerber.  I took a five minute break to play with the boys.  I was watching the news, and they were talking about Fort Worth sending library fines to collection […]

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Tags: Quantum mechanics

Chelle’s Xmas cooking, Part I

December 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

Okay, so I am going over to a friend’s house tomorrow, and I have to bring stuff. In all my friend’s infinite wisdom about my ability to cook, she suggested I bring “gingerbread”. The actual bread-type crap. Now, I am also bringing green bean casserole, only because I can make that and NOT burn the […]

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And now, a little something for you holiday motherfuckers

December 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

Happy Holidays, fuckers. Here’s all you are getting from this PMS’ing bitch.
For you Xtians and Pagans alike:

For you GD Jews:

For you Kwanzites:

Happy fucking holidays!

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My Goddamned Mother-Fucking Hair is Green

December 22nd, 2007 · 5 Comments

***UPDATE***
I have removed the pissed-offed-ness regarding the man that I was mad at. He has since apologized to me, even though he has not cited WHY he is apologizing. That is sooo typical of men. All I get is “I apologize”. I don’t get an “I apologize for taking advantage of you when you were […]

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Tags: Self-Pity and other personal thoughts