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Chelle’s Xmas cooking, Part I

December 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

Okay, so I am going over to a friend’s house tomorrow, and I have to bring stuff. In all my friend’s infinite wisdom about my ability to cook, she suggested I bring “gingerbread”. The actual bread-type crap. Now, I am also bringing green bean casserole, only because I can make that and NOT burn the […]

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And now, a little something for you holiday motherfuckers

December 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

Happy Holidays, fuckers. Here’s all you are getting from this PMS’ing bitch.
For you Xtians and Pagans alike:

For you GD Jews:

For you Kwanzites:

Happy fucking holidays!

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