Well, today I feel like I am doing the “the walk of shame”. After copious feedback, however, I do feel better. It would seem that I have a new Missionary Position new job. I have decided that my new vocation is enlightening women all around the world about the full potential of their sexual bodies.
Since […]

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I know a lot of you post blog stats and search terms that people enter to find your blog.  I haven’t been able to figure out how to do this.  I installed ShortStat, but I can’t get it to work.  Can anyone teach me or tell me how to do the stat thing?

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Quick Note:
Dad, don’t read this post.  You will be totally “Ewwww’d out” and freaking out about your 35-year-old daughter.  I would be all, “oh god, yuck, yuck, please kill me now” if I were reading this in reverse. 
I am very excited to be a guest on Fab’s Radio Show tonight.  He has graciously allowed me to […]

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Quickie post:
Tomorrow night, I will be on Fab’s radio show.  I know you think that I am boring, but wait ’till tomorrow night!
Yall listen and call in.  Or you will hurt my feelings.  Terribly.
Fuckers.

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Well, I am not a happy camper.  Thank god I am not much to look at, so an intruder looking for sex would probably fare better at my neighbor’s house (the 80 year old nice little black woman).
I caught up with the news this morning to find out if the shooting across the road was […]

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