In response to NYC’s man code post, I thought I would put together the woman’s code, since you rarely see it written anywhere.
The Official Woman’s Code Revealed
If your girlfriend is pissed at her boyfriend, you are required to rag on him with her on the phone, regardless of what you believe.
When your girlfriend goes back […]
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It has become clear to me that I am in the small percentage of people not destined to be with anyone. After going to a movie tonight with a guy I go out with, but do not have a relationship with, and, again, after being treated like shit by him, it is clear that I […]
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Guys, I am so sorry I have been out of touch. My brain is out of touch with reality too. I know that you desperately await my posts, and I know that I cannot even compare to Avi, since he doesn’t sleep, and can work 18 hours, post and take care of his honey-do’s at […]
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I have a personal assistant. Yes, I know. I have no children, I have no husband, and my life is not filled with soccer, football, baseball, basketball, evening plays, parent-teacher meetings, blah blah. Bite me.
I have a personal assistant because there are about a gagillion things that I have needed to get done that have […]
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