First of all, Poppy, Sue, I am sorry I haven’t gotten to your blogs. I had to work last night, and only got through the short blogs.
Today is PSA day. I am actually going to be serious for a moment. Yes, I know. Only for a moment.
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I drive fast. […]

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Yesterday, I flew to Pittsburgh. Next to me was this totally cute Mexican dude. I just assumed he lived in Dallas, Austin or SA since he flew out of Dallas with me. We didn’t talk during the flight, but, of course, I checked for a ring. No ring. Awesome. […]

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This week, because of Poppy’s bitching, I am doing a vlog of weekend wrap-up early. Poppy, you better be fucking grateful. I had to figure out how to use my built-in webcam, set up, do my props, and then figure out how to compress the damned thing so I could upload it.

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I feel a little badly  completely okay saying that Orlando sucks balls.  (Dude at airport says he prefers donkey balls instead of general balls).  Course, he’s from the midwest, so go figure.
First of all, the humidity is so bad that I think my deoderant lasted about ten seconds.  Second, all I did was sweat.  And […]

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Imagine yourself working for 15 years, taking shit from everyone, working for assholes that feel threatened by gnat farts, politics that make you want to jump off a bridge while blowing yourself up at the same time, and working 90 hours a week.
Oh wait; that’s all of us.
Then, imagine, all of a sudden, after 15 years […]

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