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Sorry Avi: ORLANDO SUCKS BALLS

October 18th, 2007 · 19 Comments

I feel a little badly  completely okay saying that Orlando sucks balls.  (Dude at airport says he prefers donkey balls instead of general balls).  Course, he’s from the midwest, so go figure.
First of all, the humidity is so bad that I think my deoderant lasted about ten seconds.  Second, all I did was sweat.  And […]

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What planet are they from???

October 18th, 2007 · 9 Comments

Imagine yourself working for 15 years, taking shit from everyone, working for assholes that feel threatened by gnat farts, politics that make you want to jump off a bridge while blowing yourself up at the same time, and working 90 hours a week.
Oh wait; that’s all of us.
Then, imagine, all of a sudden, after 15 years […]

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