Okay.  I live in Texas.  I live with lots of Mexicans.  I have no issue with that.  In fact, I think it should be mandatory that all people who live in Texas be bilingual in English and Spanish; white, black, asian, purple, green and mexican alike.
For the most part, I like Mexicans.  I am usually the only […]

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UPDATE: THANK YOU TIME WARNER.  YOU FIXED MY PROBLEM.  YOU ARE MY HERO, AND IT IS TRULY MY BIRTHDAY.  :-) 
So I am watching Pushing Daisies per the recommendation of Wayne.
 And I realize, FUCKING HDTV DOES NOT HAVE CLOSED CAPTIONING.  What the FUCK is that?  I can’t watch TV without CC.
I checked other HD channels that […]

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This is the crappiest picture of me.  But it’s all I have.  I honestly do not have a nose that big.
 Happy Birthday to me.  I am 35 years old today. 
Feel free to shower me with gifts and happy wishes.  Now I am going to go do my expense reports.

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