Judge: “Will the defendant please rise? Oh wait, you don’t have legs. Nevermind.”
Judge: “Madame Foreperson, have you reached a verdict?”
Me: “Yes, your honor, I have.”
Judge: “ What say you?”
Me: “Me, the jury, find the defendant, Zicam, guilty of bullshit advertising.”
Well, at least for me, the Zicam experiment was a failure. In the beginning, I thought, “great! […]
