1. Will you please stop saying “Irregardless”?  It makes me cringe, and it makes you sound uneducated.
2. Stop using the word “loose” when you mean “lose”.  You don’t “loose” things unless you are “loosing the cattle.”
3. Stop ending sentences with a preposition.  It’s not “Who does the bell toll for?”. So why should you butcher the language?
4. Grocery shopping.  Why can’t people use Peapod more often so we can get it in the Texas metro areas?
5. Cleaning the floors.  It just plain sucks.
6. Cleaning the bathtub and shower.  I’ll clean toilets all day.  Just clean the fricken bathtub and shower for me.
7. Get over in the right lane if you are going to drive like an idiot.  You are pissing me off, because the jerk behind me is tailgating.  And it’s your fault.
8. Stop making everyone wait to go straight at a light because you didn’t get into the furthermost left lane. Correct your error down the road, you self-centered jerk.
9. Stop being thirty minutes late to everything, women.  My time is valuable, and your behavior is disrespectful.  If you have any emergency, you are forgiven. But your makeup isn’t that fricken important.  Good lord, is it that hard to count backward from the time you need to be somewhere to the time you need to begin to get ready?  Do you need a refresher course in math?
10. Stop getting drunk at the airport.  All you are doing is pissing everyone off around you.  Who wants to be stuck in a tin can with an obnoxious drunk who thinks that the entire trip revolves around them?  If you can’t go six hours without a drink, then get some help.

BTW, I have to go to the grocery store.  It’s time, because last night I ate tortillas with Polynesian sauce from Chik-Fil-A.  It wasn’t all that satisfying.  And, it’s going to freeze up here, so I better get Dr. Pepper before I die.