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Entries from July 2008

Weekend Wrap-Up

September 30th, 2007 · 6 Comments

This is my attempt at a Sunday overview of the week.  I can’t guarantee that I will do this every week, as I am terrible at follow-through, unless it is work related.  I mean, I can’t even follow all the way through baking a cake.  I just stop at the batter and eat it.
So, without […]

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Poppy Sucks! (Not Really)

September 29th, 2007 · 6 Comments

I know she did it.  I know she sent it to me on purpose.
 She sent me her cold.  Bitch.
 She hates me.  She has to.  And oh, she sits over there, guest blogging on Avi’s site, just as happy as she can be. 
I wake up yesterday, bitching about my period.  Got it was awful, if you […]

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Dying Pig, Take II

September 28th, 2007 · 2 Comments

For you men who think that in some alternate reality you actually have it just as bad as women, let me tell you; you are on some serious crack.
 There’s blood everywhere.  This CANNOT be normal.  2 pints down, 2 to go to death.  I had no idea how bad things would be when I woke […]

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Cramps

September 26th, 2007 · 9 Comments

I’m fucking dying.
 Fucking cramps.
 God hates me.

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PMS

September 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I literally just suffered the worst PMS I have ever had in my life.  Not the physical kind; but the emotional kind.  I have never wanted to kill people as much as I wanted to in the last few days.  If you had put a gun in my hands, I honestly would have probably killed […]

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