Thanks to Dad for sending this one in.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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Hi all.
 Mom sent me this really cool powerpoint slide show about Dubai.  No war slant, just a past, present and future of the city.  Very awesome.  4 MB download.

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Mom will probably kill me for this, but here is a picture of Lady and a picture of Mom and Lady.
                        

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TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered  America?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN:     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER:   No, that’s wrong
GLENN:     Maybe it is wrong, but […]

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Funnies and poetry have been updated.  Enjoy.

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