Thanks to Dad for sending this one in.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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Hi all.
 Mom sent me this really cool powerpoint slide show about Dubai.  No war slant, just a past, present and future of the city.  Very awesome.  4 MB download.

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