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Bitter Old Hag

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

   Today I feel like a bitter old hag.  Watching stupid chick flicks always brings out the best in me.  It brings me to a place of remembering some things I have heard along the way, from various sources who will remain anonymous.  These statements weren’t pointed at me.  They are statements I have heard […]

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My Favorite Art

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

I do love art.  I am quite picky about art.  I like impressionism and realistic art.  I do not like any art with people.  No fruit, no vegetables. 
I love Monet, Jim Booth and David James.  Here are a few pics.
 Houses of Parliament - Monet                     
 
The Storm - Jim Booth (Hurricane Hugo)     
 
Reflections - Jim Booth                               
 
 

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A Modest Proposal - Jonathan Swift

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Jonathan Swift
A Modest Proposal. (1729)
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Note on the e-text: this Renascence Editions text was converted to HTML from the University of Adelaide mirror of the ERIS Project plain text edition. The text is in the public domain. Content unique to this presentation is copyright © 1999 The University of Oregon. For nonprofit and educational uses only. […]

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Ten Things I Despise

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Will you please stop saying “Irregardless”?  It makes me cringe, and it makes you sound uneducated.
Stop using the word “loose” when you mean “lose”.  You don’t “loose” things unless you are “loosing the cattle.”
Stop ending sentences with a preposition.  It’s not “Who does the bell toll for?”. So why should you butcher the language?
Grocery shopping.  […]

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Tags: Things that make you go hmm....